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Post a reply Posted on 14 Nov 2008 at 2:47 am

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anyone here at all if so talk to me

Post a reply Posted on 14 Nov 2008 at 2:47 am

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anyone here at all if so talk to me

Post a reply Posted on 14 Nov 2008 at 4:02 pm

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Hiya ib309.... still there???

TB

Post a reply Posted on 14 Nov 2008 at 6:06 pm

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Not really sexual but the spaghetti fork/server is fabulous when you've got an itch arse & your hands are dirty!  Just remember to wash it before use!

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 Okay I'll pass on the pasta then thanks!!! 

Post a reply Posted on 14 Nov 2008 at 7:53 pm

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Hi there people I'm new here

Post a reply Posted on 14 Nov 2008 at 10:20 pm

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Horny Pony wrote:

 Okay I'll pass on the pasta then thanks!!! 

Wait til you see what I can do with the cooking tongs! Saves washing your hands!  *Kidding*

Post a reply Posted on 15 Nov 2008 at 6:12 pm

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Well pretty new hoppi, still very welcome!

TB

Post a reply Posted on 1 Dec 2008 at 11:54 pm

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Hi there, really enjoying this DIY Dildo thread- There's a website with lots of ideas for homemade toys. Some of them are very creative- others look downright dangerous!

I've used alot of the the things already mentioned as dildos- bananas, cucumbers, hairbrush, toothbrush etc. A couple of more unusual one were one of the handles on my space hopper (when i was 11) and the middle section of a flute which was surpisingly satisfying!

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elephantbarbiegirl wrote:

Hi there, really enjoying this DIY Dildo thread- There's a website with lots of ideas for homemade toys. Some of them are very creative- others look downright dangerous!

I've used alot of the the things already mentioned as dildos- bananas, cucumbers, hairbrush, toothbrush etc. A couple of more unusual one were one of the handles on my space hopper (when i was 11) and the middle section of a flute which was surpisingly satisfying!

Flute, or at least that's what he said it was called eh Barbie, wasn't pink and warm by any chance???

TB

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hi

Post a reply Posted on 6 Dec 2008 at 6:59 pm

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go for the fruit lol a good old fashioned bannana and lube combo works for most :p xxx

LKS xxx

Post a reply Posted on 6 Dec 2008 at 8:09 pm

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Hi again ib309

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Post a reply Posted on 13 Dec 2008 at 1:41 am

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Squirty Cream used to be propelled by Nitrous Oxide (Laughing Gas).  Hold it upside down & gently squeeze...... Used be a good laugh!!!

Post a reply Posted on 13 Dec 2008 at 10:41 am

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Mucky Duck wrote:

Squirty Cream used to be propelled by Nitrous Oxide (Laughing Gas).  Hold it upside down & gently squeeze...... Used be a good laugh!!!

The things you pick up !!!

TB

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mucky duck you sure know your useful information  xxx

Post a reply Posted on 13 Dec 2008 at 1:19 pm

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Welcome back lil known !! and it's still lil knowh uh!!

TB

Post a reply Posted on 13 Dec 2008 at 2:20 pm

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lil_known_secret wrote:

mucky duck you sure know your useful information  xxx

I was always part of the odd squad through school & college!, we were ones having all the fun but didn't give a shit about trying to look cool!  We were those idiots sat at the back of class with a can of coke full of vodka!  The cool kids were always dull as fek, They used to sit around bitching about everyone! We got up to all sorts of crap!  Life should never be dull!

Post a reply Posted on 14 Dec 2008 at 11:48 am

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Tis the season to be jolly and thus for the criminally insane among you - ha ha- the nutcracker and holly wreath offers some prospect of salvation and septesemia in that order!!!

TB

Post a reply Posted on 20 Dec 2008 at 7:33 pm

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you could always fashion yourself a nutcracker set of anal beads lol ... festive and exciting just the right thing for christmas

xxxxx LKS

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