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Bloody hell...that sounds painfully embarassing and painfully painful!

I guess sex is like any other sport...definate risk of injury!

it does sound painful and i would hate to have to go to a&e with that problem

Or any other problem eh Mel, at least you could stick a candle in the bottle and stand on your head and pretend to be a decoration l guess- maybe no one would notice !!

TB

sexymel88 wrote:

it does sound painful and i would hate to have to go to a&e with that problem

So what problem would you like to go with then Mel ? Come on don't be shy now !!

Cricket bat handle could be a challenge for some game gal (or even gamer guy!).

Tried the usual melon & stuff,  the jar of thick cut marmalade was pretty trippy!

i got a aerosol bottle stuck once, it was before i could afford toys, it was quite funny, i had to call my mate to help me and shes not looked at me the same since lol

i got a aerosol bottle stuck once, it was before i could afford toys, it was quite funny, i had to call my mate to help me and shes not looked at me the same since lol

Bet you couldn't see the funny  side at the time though eh !!!

TB

Probably not too funny but I bet it smelt lovely.  Bet you a shiney penny it was an Impulse bottle!

actually yes it was impulse, how you guess? no i didnt see the funny side of it at the time but i certinly do now lol

loving the new pic tb

long long ago before I met the OH I did try a banana & it wa great  having my BF at the time eat it out I was tied up at the time which made it even better. Since I have been married the only thing that I have used is him. that is until I found LH & all their wonderful toys  .

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sexymel, Its a gift, what can I say!

I watched a girl at school stick a tin of impulse up her tuppence for a kit kat & chip butty, it sort of stuck in my mind as I read your post. 

We need these moments to make the world go round, I've a smile on my face just trying to imagine you breaking it to your friend!  Thankyou for making my day better!

I also saw another girl, drunk at a college party shove a magnum stick in there (sideways) to win a bet, I've never touched once since (magnum NOT pussy!), it was gross (she was sick on the carpet shortly after which didn't help)!

Mucky Duck wrote:

sexymel, Its a gift, what can I say!

I watched a girl at school stick a tin of impulse up her tuppence for a kit kat & chip butty, it sort of stuck in my mind as I read your post. 

We need these moments to make the world go round, I've a smile on my face just trying to imagine you breaking it to your friend!  Thankyou for making my day better!

your welcome hun

needless to say the friend was laughing like hell and after what seemed like an eternity she finally got it out, we still laugh about it to this day

sexymel88 wrote:

actually yes it was impulse, how you guess? no i didnt see the funny side of it at the time but i certinly do now lol

loving the new pic tb

Yep me too, funnily enough l didn't find a non returnable mango stuck up my ass very funny either, managed to get it out eventually though - phew !!!

TB

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Hiya ib .... sounds like part of ibs doesn't it, if that is the case then l guess no prizes for guessing where you have been uh !!!

TB

Yes I've used a wine bottle. But was very careful.

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