Losing things up there?

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Post a reply Posted on 4 Jul 2009 at 10:49 am

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SecretlyNaughty wrote:

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

Or Dr pepper so misunderstood?

I thought their slogan was.... Whats the worst that can happen? 

You could get the can stuck up your arse!

Post a reply Posted on 4 Jul 2009 at 12:29 pm

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does anyone know what the suspended users profil pic is off? it looks really creepy and strange :S

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Post a reply Posted on 4 Jul 2009 at 1:13 pm

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it kinda looks like a pair of lips

Post a reply Posted on 4 Jul 2009 at 3:20 pm

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i did think that but they look scary to me! :S

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Post a reply Posted on 4 Jul 2009 at 3:26 pm

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SEXYGET 69 wrote:

WandA wrote:

I've seen a vid of a phone up there...

Ahhh. . .but was the vid shot on the actual phone whilst it was inside the ass wanda?

Now that would be impressive!

SG69

Wouldn't that be all dark? 

Post a reply Posted on 6 Jul 2009 at 12:09 am

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Lubyanka i was 15 at the time i had been into anal play since i started masturbating at 12 and the only things i could use were things from around the house ,as i didn't no about butt plug and also where could i get one at 14?

If anyone wants to try this please let me know how you get on but my favorite home made toy was a lucozade bottle with the lable off and filled with warm water and insered bottom end first the heat almost makes me instantly cum.

Post a reply Posted on 6 Jul 2009 at 2:07 am

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I'll never be able to take a bottle of Lucozade to anybody in hospital again

Please, not grapes too Dunc

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Post a reply Posted on 6 Jul 2009 at 6:23 am

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Wow maybe he was wearing a kilt and had stuck the can in a plastic bag- where there's a will eh!!, as for people noticing, what the hell would they be doing in your toilet cubicle!!!!!!!

TB

Post a reply Posted on 17 Jul 2009 at 7:56 am

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I have to agree with Lubyanka - I guess that my experience of life has been such that I can not imagine the possibility of a 16oz drink can or a bottle fitting as described - however good luck to you Dunc - Not sure I will want to share a drink with you - I suppose you are now into bigger things?

Post a reply Posted on 18 Jul 2009 at 7:52 pm

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bbn what is the largest diameter toy you have used in your ass

Post a reply Posted on 19 Jul 2009 at 6:11 pm

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Fat Man in a Barrel  - 12inches!!!!

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Post a reply Posted on 30 Jul 2009 at 9:05 pm

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I am guessing 12" is not the diameter but the circumference.

Post a reply Posted on 31 Jul 2009 at 9:33 am

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Dunca1348 wrote:

bbn what is the largest diameter toy you have used in your ass

2 - 3 ins - aneros helix and a  Penis Smoothy Anal Dildo Prober 6 Inch (length)  http://images.lovehoney.co.uk/prodimages/250/12177.jpg

toys designed to massage my prostate rather than stretch the width of my anus.

Post a reply Posted on 31 Jul 2009 at 10:03 am

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miss_nat wrote:

SecretlyNaughty wrote:

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

Or Dr pepper so misunderstood?

I thought their slogan was.... Whats the worst that can happen? 

You could get the can stuck up your arse!

This is killing me now....ROFL

Post a reply Posted on 31 Jul 2009 at 2:35 pm

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Lubyanka wrote:

 I'd bet a goodly amount of money that most people could never shove a can up their arse straight out of the fridge, so if he did do it, it was more than likely warm and fizzy.

Personally I have a difficult time believing that a person would shove a warm drinks can up their bum solely to sneak it into the cinema, or that anybody would drink from a can directly after removing it from their rectum, or that anybody could remove a drinks can from their bum easily.  

I mean, honestly, these steps just seem like pure fantasy to me:

  • shove a drinks can up your ass
  • put clothes on
  • go to cinema
  • take bottoms off in cinema without anybody noticing and chucking you out
  • remove slippery lubed up drinks can from ass without surgical tools and without anybody noticing and chucking you out
  • put bottoms back on without anybody noticing and chucking you out
  • sit down if you still can after all that
  • open can without dropping it cos it's so slippery and without it fizzing up all over the place
  • drink contents from slippery can which has just been in your bowel
  • go home if you haven't been chucked out first
  • remember what the film is when somebody asks what you went to see

No.  I don't think so.

This made me lol. Hard :D

Thread delivers.

Post a reply Posted on 31 Jul 2009 at 6:45 pm

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Dunca1348 wrote:

I am guessing 12" is not the diameter but the circumference.

Oops quite right there Dunca1348 !! well spotted.

TB

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