Losing things up there?

The four apples were a long time ago. And it was once. I was seriously pissed off and lonely because my gf then had gone all schizophrenic and had left me. They went in because I half wanted to die, but I pushed and pushed and suddenly I found my arse had accepted them! No problem!

Yes, it was a long time ago. Frankly, I'd rather be back in contact with her, happy and straight-thinking. I really loved her. But schizophrenia is so weird, so frightening.

I think all my anal exploits since then have been attempts to rediscover the sexual/sensual pleasures we used to enjoy before.

Oh, ignore me! I'm just letting history interfere! I'll soon be telling you more about my interesting anal exploits! I don't want your sympathy!

(sniff!)

Has any one like me tried a juce can. I once smuggled  a can of juice into the cinema this way

Dunca1348 wrote:

Has any one like me tried a juce can. I once smuggled  a can of juice into the cinema this way

Did it taste any good? 

this thread had me in shock and laughter lol x

Dunca1348 wrote:

Has any one like me tried a juce can. I once smuggled  a can of juice into the cinema this way

It must have fizzed up like a volcano when you opened it.  :p

 I'm also wondering how you got it out again ...

Also was it sraight outta the fridge? Brrrr!

Now the tag line "have a coke and a smile" has real meaning!

SG69 x

Or Dr pepper so misunderstood?

SG69 x

 I'd bet a goodly amount of money that most people could never shove a can up their arse straight out of the fridge, so if he did do it, it was more than likely warm and fizzy.

Personally I have a difficult time believing that a person would shove a warm drinks can up their bum solely to sneak it into the cinema, or that anybody would drink from a can directly after removing it from their rectum, or that anybody could remove a drinks can from their bum easily.  

I mean, honestly, these steps just seem like pure fantasy to me:

• shove a drinks can up your ass
• put clothes on
• go to cinema
• take bottoms off in cinema without anybody noticing and chucking you out
• remove slippery lubed up drinks can from ass without surgical tools and without anybody noticing and chucking you out
• put bottoms back on without anybody noticing and chucking you out
• sit down if you still can after all that
• open can without dropping it cos it's so slippery and without it fizzing up all over the place
• drink contents from slippery can which has just been in your bowel
• go home if you haven't been chucked out first
• remember what the film is when somebody asks what you went to see

No.  I don't think so.

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

Or Dr pepper so misunderstood?

I thought their slogan was.... Whats the worst that can happen? 

Yes that too Secretly Naughty!

Lubyanka, maybe it was one of those little iddy biddy cans that I've seen in the shops lately! You know, one mouthful and they're gone!

SG69 x

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

Yes that too Secretly Naughty!

Lubyanka, maybe it was one of those little iddy biddy cans that I've seen in the shops lately! You know, one mouthful and they're gone!

Oh, sure, he shoved a whole drinks can up his arse, which came from an airline and had 0.23 servings in it!  Ok, I can believe he got that up his arse, but he'd still have to get it out again all lubricated and slippery, with his bottoms off, without anybody noticing and chucking him out of the cinema, and then open it, and then drink it ...

Nah, that doesn't really help me believe.

By the way I really like Dr Pepper, but I only ever drink it after it hasn't been up anybody's arse.  :)

I don't get it! Why not just take a bag with you and put the can in their? I've sat drinking cans of beer in cinemas dozens of times and had no problem just strolling in my the carrier bag!

On a second thought, try getting a beer can up yr arse!! Now that i'd like to see! (PS try and say 'beer can' without sounding like a jamacan saying 'bacon')

sexytime wrote:

I don't get it! Why not just take a bag with you and put the can in their? I've sat drinking cans of beer in cinemas dozens of times and had no problem just strolling in my the carrier bag!

I'm thinking that this anecdote might possibly be just the teensiest bit, um, exaggerated.  Y'know, just a smidge.  :)

I've seen a vid of a phone up there...

It was  a full size can it is not hard to get it in my ass or out , but i nearly came when  i sliped it out , the cinema was very quiet so no one noticed me.

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/members/lubyanka/ it was not solely to sneak it into the cinema but the feeling of walking about feeling full

Why have you quoted a link to Lubyankas profile there Dunc1348?

SG69

Dunca1348 wrote:

Has any one like me tried a juce can. I once smuggled  a can of juice into the cinema this way

It was  a full size can it is not hard to get it in my ass or out , but i nearly came when  i sliped it out , the cinema was very quiet so no one noticed me.

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/members/lubyanka/ it was not solely to sneak it into the cinema but the feeling of walking about feeling full

Ok, so you smuggled a full sized drinks can into the cinema, but you weren't sneaking it into the cinema, you easily got a drinks can which is totally not designed to go there in and out of your ass but you can't get a butt plug designed for the purpose into your ass because of some bone which you can't specify, you took your bottoms down in the cinema and removed the full sized drinks can from your ass without any trouble, but nobody noticed you taking your bottoms off, removing a slippery full sized drinks can from your ass, and almost orgasming in a quiet cinema?

I'm sure it doesn't matter to you whether I believe you or not, since you are the only one who knows for sure.  I know that you don't need me to tell you whether your experience was whilst you were awake, dreaming or fantasising.  For me however, the facts as you specify them just do not fit reality as I know it.

WandA wrote:

I've seen a vid of a phone up there...

Ahhh. . .but was the vid shot on the actual phone whilst it was inside the ass wanda?

Now that would be impressive!

SG69