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    Tiger 88 [sign in to see picture]
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    Catching up on F1 from yesterday as OH has a lay in

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    In disbelief that my daughter came home unexpectedly and my We-Vibe Tango bullet was charging on the landing, and some sex toys were drying in the bathroom.

    Thank god she didn't go in the bathroom lol

    Hopefully she didn't know what the Tango was, she definitely saw it.

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    WildThing [sign in to see picture]
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    delilahxx wrote:

    In disbelief that my daughter came home unexpectedly and my We-Vibe Tango bullet was charging on the landing, and some sex toys were drying in the bathroom.

    Thank god she didn't go in the bathroom lol

    Hopefully she didn't know what the Tango was, she definitely saw it.

    Ooops.... is she old enough to know though.... you might be safe!

    Right now, I'm chortling at Delilah's misfortune! 

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    WildThing [sign in to see picture]
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    delilahxx wrote:

    In disbelief that my daughter came home unexpectedly and my We-Vibe Tango bullet was charging on the landing, and some sex toys were drying in the bathroom.

    Thank god she didn't go in the bathroom lol

    Hopefully she didn't know what the Tango was, she definitely saw it.

    Ooops.... is she old enough to know though.... you might be safe!

    Right now, I'm chortling at Delilah's misfortune! 

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    delilahxx [sign in to see picture]
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    She's 14, so yes but the Tango is very small, so might be ok, it's not that obvious what it is lol

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    Sarah 77 [sign in to see picture]
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    Lol Delilah!

    Sat chilling with a coffee giggling to myself on here

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    WildThing [sign in to see picture]
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    Hehe! Quite amusing nonetheless!

    That makes two gigglers Sarah 77!!

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    Sarah 77 [sign in to see picture]
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    Yep! Lol

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    Make that three.

    I'm watching last nights Doctor Who again..

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    Four, also, drinking a brew

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    Trying not to speak my mind as it may get me into trouble

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    WildThing [sign in to see picture]
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    Bite your tongue Miss Mardy...... no good ever came of speaking one's mind! :)

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    Very true and im biting it and stamping on my foot i got this all will be fine

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    Don't do THAT - you'll stamp so hard.... your mouth will open to say "oww" and then It'll all come pouring out....!!!

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    Watching a film

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    Not up to much really

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    On our way to Preston City Centre to take the kids to see the Coca Cola truck lit up in all it's glory!

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    trying to work out which fleshlight to use !

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    Lying down on the sofa but trying to convince myself to get up and make a coffee or I will be asleep very soon!

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    Currently standing on platform 4 at London bridge station waiting for the train home. Although I have to go via the wrong station as the line I need is closed almost every Sunday. A London bridge is the coldest place on earth, I kid you not. There are penguins here with jumpers on shivering ;)

    Hey, there's my idea for a new sex toy. A shivering penguin! Instead of a rampant rabbit. Any takers?

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