We-Vibe 3 Poetry Competition!

Hello everyone,

We're giving all community members the chance to win a We-Vibe 3! A special Valentine's Day gift from us to you, just because we love you so much. 

To enter, all you need to do is write a poem. It can be in any style you like, from sonnets to limericks to rhyming couplets and haikus... we're welcoming the lot!

Our one and only rule is that your poem has to be about how much you love Lovehoney and why. Our favourite poem will win the luxury toy.

You can enter as many times as you like, the competition closes on the 13th of February at midday and we'll announce the winner shortly after that.

Good luck everyone - get writing!

Gem Xx

Ooo! :)

With a moan and a sigh,

The gift from Lovehoney

Is delivered

Haha what a brilliant idea! Here's my haiku for the day, I may have to spend this weekend conjuring up sonnets for LH though 

I transcend dreary

Winter days without my love;

Deluxe wand in hand.

Here's my attempt. Went for a less direct approach, but the message is still in there.

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Lavishing tools of pleasure, in frightful abundance,

Ordinarily extraordinary and with haste is sent.

Vexed minds shall vex with vigorous sense, that

Erotic pleasures shall induce and enhance the symbol of love.

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Honorable and kind,

Only we merry men and women will find,

Niceties in naughtiness, and through shrouds of mirth we moan.

Every feeling of love, lavishing tools of pleasure will hone.

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Why I replaced ‘Y’ with ‘Why’, I do not know.

Me and my honey

Adore love honey

We get hyper

On the school girl hustler

We love buying your Rabbits

And we enjoy wearing your Fishnets

My favourite people

Are the ones that are cheerful

When I create a thread

I always get a reply from a sex egghead

I’ve had a great time talking

This sometimes left me drooling

You have got to love Gem and Alice

Because she sends us stuff for our love palace

I love you all at lovehoney

(sorry didnt include other than gem and alice wouldnt rhyme :P)

Sexual happiness

Comes in a simple brown box

Love from Lovehoney

 I adore lovehoney because it is elite,

with there plain brown boxes to be discreet,

the wide selection, a real reviews,

the chat forums and the point of views.

Great staff, and real members,

you can even get gifts from anonymous senders.

Amazing toys, amazing deals,

from vibrators, condoms to lingerie and heels.

Its quick and easy to make payments,

no rude name on your statements.

Quick delivery, straight to your door,

rip it open quick so you can explore.

Enjoy your product then write a review,

then if you want, try something new.

 Lovehoney is number one, love honey is great,

order toys in confidence, 

and know they won't be late.

There plain brown boxes,

to stop those prying eyes,

open it and find your toy or surprise.

The members are so friendly

you are welcome all the time,

chat to them whenever

by signing up online.

If you have a problem

post a thread and see

all the opinions and support

from people just like me.

There selection of toys,

so many for you to choose,

if you are too unsure,

read the real reviews.

They also have the essentials,

also dvd's and lingerie,

they also have bondage

so many to make your day.

So keep smiling, 

and come and have some fun,

by being with Lovehoney,

where the fun has just begun.

There is a site called lovehoney

It gives excellant value for money

Service is slick

Delivery is quick

It's warehouse is full of everything to bring pleasure

The fun is so big it would be hard to measure

Advice from Tracey or tips from Julie

There nothing scary or even larey

Come chat , discover all things new

The forums are plenty not only a few.

People are friendly, with lots to say

Post a review to give your opinion today

Earn points with your purchases

So stop all other other searches

There is none to beat

What a feat to be Lovehoney who gives us treat after treat.

 If you go to Lovehoney,

you are in for a surprise,

vibrators, dildos,

of all shapes and size.

Pick what you like

they deliver to your door,

no one will know,

so enjoy it all the more.

Like an angel

out to save me

very saintly

ever ready

how Iove thee

oh I need you

now I have cash

enjoy the banter

you help our fun

 There is site called love honey

where you can buy toys for your money,

rings for your dick

or clips for your clit

or  a costume like a bunny

 If you come down to the site today,

you are sure of a big surprise,

with lots of things

for different kinks

you won't want to compromise.

Get it in a box what's ever so neat

do not worry, it is discreet.

That is why I love you so,

because LoveHoney is the way to go.

 It was five years ago, I discovered LoveHoney

A wide selection of products and great value for money

They have all types of sex toys, big and small

plus Bondage gear, massage oils and kegels balls

Lingerie like babydolls, corsets, crochless panties

and all sorts of stockings to match your fancies

With customer service friendly and polite

shopping at Lovehoney feels so right

 Me and my hubby

Huge fans of Lovehoney

we sit late at night and basque in delight

at the wide range of toys on the screen before us

they've got silicone toys if you want them non-porous

lacy and sheer lingerie to impress

Fetishwear to suit your style of dress

They often add new products galore

waiting to be delivered right to your door

Friendly customer service and forums aswell

Discreet with their packaging, your neighbors won't tell

Fancy a treat? Got some spare money?

Spend it wisely and visit LoveHoney..

From lingerie to costumes, to lubes and toys,

There are sections for the girls and sections for the boys!

Theres a forum to chat, have a laugh and swap tips,

Or grab a cheeky gift, cock rings, clit clips!

When the package arrives, and you open your eyes,

Very subtle packaging will deliver your surprise!

No money? Create a wishlist and just have fun,

Lovehoney send free gifts, plenty have already won!

Bottom line is, I LOVE this site,

Youv nothing to loose and youl soon see that im right!

Lingerie, costume, lube or bunny..

Fancy a treat, join us at LoveHoney!

Straight, gay, woman or man,

Sign up today and become another fan!

Bondage, oral, anal or unsure,

Read the reviews they will tell you much more!

Forums and blogs, private chat,

Its perfect for everthing.. no holding back!

Become a sex toy tester and help those like minds,

Its free and fun so waste no more time..

Whatever your fantasies, fetish or desire,

This is the place that you will NEVER tire!

 Are you kinky, saucy, and playful too?

Well, this website is great for you

Its selection of toys for girls or boys

, Vibrators, butt plugs, so much to choose,

what are you waiting for,

there is nothing to lose.

Why not write review after you tried out your toy,

so others can see if they would enjoy.

If you have a problem and unsure what to do,

post a thread and we'll try and help you.

With free delivery you cannot beat,

with plain brown boxes to be discreet,

no postman will ever know,

so you don't have to tell him where to go.

Even down to the name on your statement,

no one will know who is the payment.

Enjoy your toy, all day long

then find a place for where it will belong.