Ordering a vibrator while living with parents

xKimmyx wrote:

I want to buy a vibrator online however I live with my parents. I know the vibrator will come discreetly with plain packaging and without their shop name etc.

The only problem is, every time I get packages through (which isn't often), I always open them infront of my mum because she's nosey. If I go and open it in private, it will make her suspicious as I normally open stuff infront of her.

If she comes up and asks why I'm hiding the package, what can I say?

I've always ordered by special delivery you chose the date, and gets delivered by one, when (hoping your parents be out)!

I've never been caught with a lovehoney package yet....

but I never been in control of paracelforce packages, like I been caught once by my dad, but as model rocket goes being caught with explosive powder propellant for model rocketry, is not bad!

But sometimes I can walk passed my dad with a brown paracel and he will not notice!

And he never opens them! but he did find one by the back door from paracelforce and wonder whats in it, but I told him its some workshop tools!

But another paracel, trick is to beat you parent to the front door and put up the delivery notice, if they put it by the back door, some parent do go to the toilet as soon as they in the house, you quickly go to the backdoor and collect and hide it somewhere so you can take it to you room!! 

A good tip is, if you got nosey parents, If they do come in you room or search you room when you out some parents do....

I recommend building a hidden stash!!! there is advice on the internet, two good one for small things like vibrators, is to make a compartment in the bedroom door along the top! as most door are hollow, and the next one is a false bottom draw! and fasle backing in a wardrobe. and to remember to add padding etc! there are some really goods out but good DIY skill are recommended!

you can have them delivered to a sorting office or post office to collect yourself no probs and no extra cost either LMDXX

oh go with the mother's day pressie fib and have fun x