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  1. If you were a ... What would you be?

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    randubugger [sign in to see picture]
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    A banana
    So many uses
    If you were a outfit wwub ?

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    Plain Jane [sign in to see picture]
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    Cheongsam     all silky and clinging

    If you were a shoe what kind would you be

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    sub-kitten [sign in to see picture]
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    Laced up thigh high leather boot with a killer stiletto heel. Sexy but could also do damage if crossed. 

    If you were a breakfast food, what would you be?

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    meusli with loads of nuts lol

    if you were a sex position what would you be

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    sub-kitten [sign in to see picture]
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    Bound & gagged bent over a table.

    If you were a sex toy, what would you be?

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    a 3 bangs for your bum chum

    if you  were  a lover of porn what type would it be?

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    sub-kitten [sign in to see picture]
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     Gang bang. 

    If you were a piece of underwear, what would you be?

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    a g string mmmmm

    if you were a guy who would you be?

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    sub-kitten [sign in to see picture]
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    Chris Hemsworth.
    Though I'd probably just spend all day everyday just looking at myself in the mirror & playing with myself :P haha. 

    If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?

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    goodgirl93 [sign in to see picture]
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     Wendy from Peter Pan :) 

    If you were a film what would you be? :) xx

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    Sexyboots [sign in to see picture]
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     Breif encounter

    If you were a meal wwyb?

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    sub-kitten [sign in to see picture]
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     Pudding. More specifically sticky toffee pudding - sweet & sticky & delicious.

    If you were a drink, what would you be?

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    poonamlal786 [sign in to see picture]
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    SAMBUCCA ;-) i like the taste but most people say recipe to get laid..

    if you were a bird what would you be?

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    sub-kitten [sign in to see picture]
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    A swallow. 

    If you were a season, which would you be?

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    killerbunny [sign in to see picture]
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    Common Swifts - they can fuck in flight... never tried that. 

    If you were a drug what would it be?

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    sub-kitten [sign in to see picture]
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     Cocaine. I can make a cock rock hard for hours. 

    If you were a gadget, what would you be?

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    an exciter mobile titilater

    if you were tied what position would it be/

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    sub-kitten [sign in to see picture]
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    Doggy style with wrists bound to an ankle spreader.

    If you were a room, which room would you be?

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    dungeon room

    if you were a dungeon toy what would you be?

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    Flogger. 

    If you were a fetish, what would you be?

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