If you were a ... What would you be?

*edit* double post

captain chaos

if you were a donkey, what would be your name?

Throbbin!!

If you were a mode of transport, what would you be?

aeroplane

If you were a shape what would u be? (just to clarify shape as in triangle, square, circle) 

I'd be a circle 'cos I'm good to be a'round' (cue sighs for corny jokes!!)

If you could be a type of shoe what would you be?

 A sexy louboutin

If you were the opposite sex what would be the first thing you would do? 

 Have a wank

If you could be a jewel which would u be 

Emerald - love the colour green!!

If you were a famous actor/actress.. who would you be?

Taylor Swift, she is beautiful on the inside and outside. Not only that but she does a lot of charity work and is a very good role model. One of the view singers I actually look up to.

If you were a material what would you be?

Silk.

If you were a colour what colour would you be??

PINK!!!!

If you were a cartoon character who would you be?

Jessica Rabbit, need I say why?

If you were a season what would you be?

 Summer (hot, obviously)

If you were a cocktail, what would you be?

I'd would have to be a whisky sour because i'm Scottish and i'm a miserable cow!

If you were country, which one would you be?

Canada. Vast, deserted, impeccably polite. Also speaks French.

If you were a day of the week, which one would you be?

I would be Monday: I'm manic, moody and nobody likes me.

If you were a movie villain, who would you be?

Gollum (from LOTR) i love him though

If you were a greek or roman god, who would you be?

 well I'd have to be Venus, goddess of Love

If you were a car what would you be?

 Audi R8 Spyder 

If you were a song which one would u be?

Ooh! Toughy. A few years ago I would say Lithium by Nirvana, but these days? Hmmm. I'm going to be really cheeky and say "You are F*****g awesome" by a band called Spiderbait!

Nah... Nutshell - by Alice in Chains.

(For those who haven't heard it - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t18suYTiGA )

If you were a Television Channel, which would you be?