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Good morning !

Thanks to G&G hiring me, last night  I am now all ready to serve ! (Drinks )

So, who wants to be my first customer .... ? Lol

xL-Yx

Lookin - Yummy wrote:

Good morning !

Thanks to G&G hiring me, last night  I am now all ready to serve ! (Drinks )

So, who wants to be my first customer .... ? Lol

xL-Yx

Me! Please!!

Is it too early for a Manhattan?

Paddy89 wrote:

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Always a winner if it does.

i think some one has been watching fast and loose that line craked me up!

Morning all!

Could I be 2nd  and could you makeit a house chardonnay please?

*funds running low*

I can't drink untill later otherwise I won't be able to run, but if you serve tea I would be happy to sit in a dark corner reading my erotic book just to relax me beforehand.

as its sunday does the lh arms do food? if so could i have a sunday roast and a large glass of wine to go with

sorry forgot to say please

fizzy wrote:

as its sunday does the lh arms do food? if so could i have a sunday roast and a large glass of wine to go with

This is just what I was thinking - do we do food here??

Roast Beef, homemade Yorkshire Pudding (my OH makes the BEST yorkshire puds) with garlic roast potatoes and a choice of veg plus lovely homemade gravy.

Obviously there are veggie options and alternatives to the above but mmmmmm

.........I mean I would cook but I don't think I should be in the kitchen dressed like this........

Oooh hello people

~ In tradional bar wench's outfit ~

* Passes a Manhatten to Satchmo*

* Pours a lovely glass of Chardonnay for Virginia*

* Happily makes a cup of tea for The Nymphmaniac*

I am not sure if we are doing food officially , G&G has yet to say .....

However, I understand how nice a Sunday Roast in such a lovely place would be , so I will do as requested and if G&G decideds that this is a wrong choice of mine. Well,I offer to refund the cost of the food and  she can tie me to the pole if she wishes  .

* Makes a traditional roast for Fizzy & of course not forgetting the wine *

As requested * Makes roast beef , (Home made) Yorkshire pud , garlic roasties , carrotts , peas & cabbage with a smooth , thick home made gravy for Little Kitty *

Ohhhhh LY thought I was on my own in the old pub there for a minute lol

I'll have a nice glass of Pinot Grigio to go with that and here - have one for yourself x

~Passes a glass of Pinot ~

Cheers LK  

Morning aal

i wish to apply for a job here please,

while im here can i have a wkd please

Which WKD would you like hun ?

You need to speak with G&G

this is the best grub and wine ive had in a while thanx lookin _ yummy

Im prepeared to do puddings if you like ?

Personally :  I recommend a Jam Roly Poly to follow a roast

Now puddings thats a tough choice as i wouldnt know what to have it would have to be cheesecake or chocolate cake hmmm i thunk i will have a warm chocolate sponge cake and cream please.

*jumps up and down*

Something chocolatey, something chocolatey!

Coming right up ....

~ Serves pudding ~

thankyou again looking _ yummy  * tips LY with LH vouchers for great service*