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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 11:29 pm
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    Well, when I was born, the midwife slapped my mother!

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 11:30 pm
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    I'll have a Dirty Monkey cocktail please!

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 11:32 pm
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    *awaits story*

    glitter&gold wrote:

    *sliding V's drink across the bar*

    You get a free shot too - special saturday night ladies only offer!

    Why thank you! Yummy.

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 11:34 pm
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    Someone should put some music on.....

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 11:39 pm
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    When I was 5, my parents pretended to be Chinese (so they wouldn't have to talk to me!)

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 11:41 pm
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    LittleKitty wrote:

    Someone should put some music on.....

    How about some heavy metal?

    ...

    Wilkibo wrote:

    When I was 5, my parents pretended to be Chinese (so they wouldn't have to talk to me!)

    Sad story! Do Chinese parents not speak to their children?

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 11:43 pm
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    Wilkibo wrote:

    When I was 5, my parents pretended to be Chinese (so they wouldn't have to talk to me!)

    Sad story! Do Chinese parents not speak to their children?

    I could only speak English!

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 11:43 pm
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    LittleKitty wrote:

    Someone should put some music on.....

    Sorry hun *kicks jukebox to life*

    Any requests?

    Ooh here's your free shot!

    Wilkibo wrote:

    When I was 5, my parents pretended to be Chinese (so they wouldn't have to talk to me!)

    Wilkibo, if I give you a free drink will you stop whining like a girl?

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 11:44 pm
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    Yes!

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 11:45 pm
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    Green Day ok with you V?

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 11:45 pm
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    glitter&gold wrote:

    LittleKitty wrote:

    Someone should put some music on.....

    Sorry hun *kicks jukebox to life*

    Any requests?

    Ooh here's your free shot!

    Wilkibo wrote:

    When I was 5, my parents pretended to be Chinese (so they wouldn't have to talk to me!)

    Wilkibo, if I give you a free drink will you stop whining like a girl?

    lmao!

    Thanks for the free shot too

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 11:46 pm
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    Absolutely G&G

    Wake me up when September ends...
    *puts it on*

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 11:47 pm
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    LittleKitty wrote:

    glitter&gold wrote:

    Wilkibo wrote:

    When I was 5, my parents pretended to be Chinese (so they wouldn't have to talk to me!)

    Wilkibo, if I give you a free drink will you stop whining like a girl?

    lmao!

    Thanks for the free shot too

    You're welcome hun xx

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 11:48 pm
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    Here Wilkibo don't I never give you anything *hands a shot of sambuca*

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 11:49 pm
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    Don't say I never give you anything!!

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 11:53 pm
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    Ta! *thinks 'Here I am with 3 attractive women! What to do? What to do"*

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    Posted 6 Feb 2011 at 12:00 am
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    Wilkibo wrote:

    Ta! *thinks 'Here I am with 3 attractive women! What to do? What to do"*

    No touching the staff!! *slaps face!!*

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    Posted 6 Feb 2011 at 12:01 am
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    glitter&gold wrote:

    Wilkibo wrote:

    Ta! *thinks 'Here I am with 3 attractive women! What to do? What to do"*

    No touching the staff!! *slaps face!!*

    So it's OK if I molest the clientele?

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    Posted 6 Feb 2011 at 12:06 am
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    Wilkibo wrote:

    glitter&gold wrote:

    Wilkibo wrote:

    Ta! *thinks 'Here I am with 3 attractive women! What to do? What to do"*

    No touching the staff!! *slaps face!!*

    So it's OK if I molest the clientele?

    Certainly not! That gets you tied to the pole & fed to Hella!!

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    Posted 6 Feb 2011 at 12:07 am
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    glitter&gold wrote:

    Wilkibo wrote:

    glitter&gold wrote:

    Wilkibo wrote:

    Ta! *thinks 'Here I am with 3 attractive women! What to do? What to do"*

    No touching the staff!! *slaps face!!*

    So it's OK if I molest the clientele?

    Certainly not! That gets you tied to the pole & fed to Hella!!

    Promises! Promises!

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