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Research suggests this is the 727 (cocktail version rather than shooter)

& yes we're 24/7, 365!!

727 for the lady xx

thankyou barmaid heres to a mid afternoon tipple

Cheers!!

1 white russian, 3 cock sucking cowboys and four vodka chasers pls. I have company so thought id bring the girls down my local!

glitter&gold wrote:

Research suggests this is the 727 (cocktail version rather than shooter)

& yes we're 24/7, 365!!

727 for the lady xx

\I've never heard of the  727 before I thought maybe it would of been a kahlua mudslide or sometimes just know as 'mudslide'.

I love cocktails and tend to entertain my lovers with ones I make though I'm trying to quit now and none of them are very happy about it.

Is it wrong that i just picture this pub having wee-vibes in the cocktail glasses, and cock rings are wine glass rings?

Barkeep! (*bangs on bartop*) Barkeep! (*bangs on bartop*) Service in here is flaming diabolical!

MasqueradeMinx wrote:

Can anyone make me a lovely cocktail? *bats eyelids and learns forward*

MM How are you hun ?? * Hugs*

I can make a Woo - Woo ;

~ Pours 25ml of Archers Peach Schnapps , 25ml of Vodka & 50 ml of Cranberry Juice ~

ENJOY !

xL-Yx

The Nymphomaniac wrote:

glitter&gold wrote:

Research suggests this is the 727 (cocktail version rather than shooter)

& yes we're 24/7, 365!!

727 for the lady xx

\I've never heard of the  727 before I thought maybe it would of been a kahlua mudslide or sometimes just know as 'mudslide'.

I love cocktails and tend to entertain my lovers with ones I make though I'm trying to quit now and none of them are very happy about it.

Is it wrong that i just picture this pub having wee-vibes in the cocktail glasses, and cock rings are wine glass rings?

I looked again & you're right hun - Its a Mudslide!!

Hehehehehehe!! That's the look I was going for!!

melt-in-the-mouth wrote:

1 white russian, 3 cock sucking cowboys and four vodka chasers pls. I have company so thought id bring the girls down my local!

Coming right up!!

Wilkibo wrote:

Barkeep! (*bangs on bartop*) Barkeep! (*bangs on bartop*) Service in here is flaming diabolical!

You hold your horses - I've only got one pair of hands you know!!

Lookin - Yummy wrote:

I can make a Woo - Woo ;

~ Pours 25ml of Archers Peach Schnapps , 25ml of Vodka & 50 ml of Cranberry Juice ~

ENJOY !

xL-Yx

Ooh I love a Woo-Woo!! You're hired L-Y!!

Are newbies allowed in this pub or is there a members code...?

Wilkibo wrote:

What's this? a lock-in? In which I'll have a Slow Comfortable Screw against the Wall.

With Satin Pillows or The Hard Way?

Sex on the Beach, please, Barkeep!

Virginia wrote:

Are newbies allowed in this pub or is there a members code...?

Newbies always welcome sweetie - what can I get you?

Yay !

Thanks G&G xx

~ Puts on a cute little outfit, perfect for being a barmaid ~

Wilkibo wrote:

Sex on the Beach, please, Barkeep!

here you go love..........

Lookin - Yummy wrote:

Yay !

Thanks G&G xx

~ Puts on a cute little outfit, perfect for being a barmaid ~

Watch out for Wilkibo - He's naughty!

What's this? A Drink! I wanted sex on the beach!

Wilkibo wrote:

What's this? A Drink! I wanted sex on the beach!

Tough tit! Now drink it or sling yer 'ook!!

glitter&gold wrote:

Virginia wrote:

Are newbies allowed in this pub or is there a members code...?

Newbies always welcome sweetie - what can I get you?

Ooh could I get a big Hendrick's and pomegranite please? (:

*sliding V's drink across the bar*

You get a free shot too - special saturday night ladies only offer!

Is it 2 early for the story of my sad life?

Go on then................