Welcome to The LH Arms - The worlds only Sex Toy Themed Cyber Pub!!

 Nice and friendly? Well that's because the real fun hasn't started you should see it when me Subkitten and TTurtle are in here  

 My dad should have by all right's died by now.... tosser won't die and continues to plague me even now, doctor told me he reckon's I have depression and the mental health nurse think's my life's in danger. So now is the last time I needed more trolling from the twisted troll git.

   Right I'm off to bed before I say or do anything else I rgeret. Self service again.

Throws open doors, cracks whip and watches the door men shake :)

wheres my favourite barman?

xGGx

*helps self to brandy* for medicinal purposes.

 make it a double on me Blade xxxlmd

Who's opening up on this Sunday afternoon for a cheeky pint ?

 Serve's a pint to KF.... bit late I know but hell at least it's free lol.

Thats so true

Ooo, beer time? :)

oh yes cheeky pint for cheeky noon Ork please

Nom nom nom :)

Thank you KF x

hahahh fill up your glass lol

 Fill's up a pint glass for Noon here you go :) anythign for KF?

i want some nuts

 Oh... ahem lol salted or just any old packet?

I dont suppose you have plums do you? :)

 We have most thing's.... goes to check the kitchen, yep we do want one?

Two would be lovely!

no one got smooth nuts ?