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  1. Welcome to The LH Arms - The worlds only Sex Toy Themed Cyber Pub!!

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    funguy1234 [sign in to see picture]
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     and a drink for the cute barmaid please ;) x

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    sub-kitten [sign in to see picture]
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    Why thank you sweetie *pours herself a large white wine* 

    Looks to be a good night in here tonight :]

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    Ork [sign in to see picture]
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     I would tell you what I want but you'll already know because your that awesome lol  much happening tonight?

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    sub-kitten [sign in to see picture]
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    *large whisky, no ice for the hunk at the bar* 

    Well so far no stripping so seems a bit quiet in here hehe

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    funguy1234 [sign in to see picture]
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     are you offering to strip for me kitten :P xx

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    Ork [sign in to see picture]
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     Well I suppose some time's a quiet night's better, hope your having a good night? Sitting here with a six can pack of Dr pepper if anyone want's one lol :)

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    funguy1234 wrote:

     are you offering to strip for me kitten :P xx

     Haha no, I was just saying. 

    Ork wrote:

     Well I suppose some time's a quiet night's better, hope your having a good night? Sitting here with a six can pack of Dr pepper if anyone want's one lol :)

    Very true & has been a while since we had a quiet night in here. Dr Pepper? Ick. You can keep it lovey hehe. 

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    funguy1234 [sign in to see picture]
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    well ill have to strip for you all,

    hahah 

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    Dance, boy. Dance!

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     Ork love's male strippers  if only sib kitten would stop beating them to near death lol 

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    funguy1234 [sign in to see picture]
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     its ok i like a mistress 

    will have to have some more drinks tho first 

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     Get this man a beer! 

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    Beer? Is that really you Ork? *tentatively hands beer over* 

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    funguy1234 [sign in to see picture]
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     im a cider man, and some shots for me you and ork ;) 

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     I fancy something a little bit different tonight. A sex on the beach please :)

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    funguy1234 [sign in to see picture]
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     kitten has nipped out for a cig i think, still waiting for me shot and cider ! x

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    A cig? This kitty does not smoke! She merely went to change into something a lot less comfortable & lot more slutty :P haha. 

    *slides ice cold cider across to funguy, lines up a row of tequila shots & mixes up a sex on the beach for TT*

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    funguy1234 [sign in to see picture]
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     thanks kitten x 

    ooww what are you wear that looks slutty then ? maybe i wont have to strip after all :D x

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    I hate walkIng into strange pubs on my own, but this one looks pretty friendly. I think I'll have a large JD and coke please bartender (being as there's no work tomorrow);)

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    We're all friendly here darling. *pours large JD & coke & slides it across the bar* 

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