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Service... iPad predictive doesn't help lol. Or maybe I'm already drunk...

I'm going with the latter

It was those ice cubes / water - I shouldn't 'mix' my drinks :)

Ok peeps, the bar is open, what can I get you lovely folks?

 I'd like something strong, and then something long and tall *nods shortly*

Actually I'll just stake the bottle of baileys. ;)

with ice?

 I need a pint of cider desperately!!! Im just over this awful flu now ive given it to my OH and he's been signed off. Oh boy alcohol please. 

LMF xx

Ok, i really need something hot and warm .. a real tonic to ease my sore throat and chest. Any suggestions?

Sorry to hear you had flu LMF... there is alot going around. I have a chest infection .. 2nd day off work :-(

Dee_licious333 wrote:

Ok, i really need something hot and warm .. a real tonic to ease my sore throat and chest. Any suggestions?

Sorry to hear you had flu LMF... there is alot going around. I have a chest infection .. 2nd day off work :-(

 Awwww Dee you have my sympathy it really is a shitty one!!!

Hot and warm to lubricate your throat.....hhmmmmm.....I can think of something!!! LOL. 

Perhaps not in a pub though LOL xx

Get better soon sweetpea. 

LMF xx

LilMissFrustrated wrote:

Hot and warm to lubricate your throat.....hhmmmmm.....I can think of something!!! LOL. 

Perhaps not in a pub though LOL xx

I was almost sick coughing up phlegm a couple of hours ago .. so .. the thought of anything else, including the other lol .. repulses me right now!!

I seriously considering getting myself drunk tonight just to stop the pain and so i can sleep through!!

 Any excuse Dee any excuse!!! 

LilMissFrustrated wrote:

 Any excuse Dee any excuse!!! 

Haha .. its kinda coming across that way isnt it?

I have been a good girl lately.. no more than say 4/5 glasses per week ... what is the world coming to?

Well you know what they say ladies, a little of what you fancy does you good

 What about a lot BB....... I am a strong advocate of that !!! 

Anyone still up?

Oh a pint of cider please barman...anyone care to join me??

 Yes, yes I would LOVE to join you LMF, I really need to get trollied. Give me anything barman, whatever (ok not cider..sorry lmf)..2 drinks and I'm anyones, any takers?

*hands you a double rum and coke*

This is SO much better than that wretched Plenty of Frogs!

Well TT I can be persuaded to a vodka and fresh orange juice but only if the glass is mostly full of vodka and the orange juice is just floated on the top lol. xx

chipilapa wrote:

*hands you a double rum and coke*

This is SO much better than that wretched Plenty of Frogs!

Double rum and coke gratefully accepted..white rum and gin are the two drinks I can drink like a fish..back in the clubbing days (sigh it was only 3 years ago and I'm talking like it was 20 years ago), Fabric would charge £7 for a double rum and coke..I spent easily £100 on drinks for myself..OK so I threw up but that was the dancing I swear...well anyway the point is two pints of beer and my face starts to resemble a masterpiece by Salvador Dali

Well TT I can be persuaded to a vodka and fresh orange juice but only if the glass is mostly full of vodka and the orange juice is just floated on the top lol. xx

Vodka with orange splash for you then my dear :)