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LilMissFrustrated
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 Ah its still open!!! A pint of cider and a packet of dry roasted peanuts please. 

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you can have my nuts lol ..a large brandy please a nightcap before beddy byes xx

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lickmadick wrote:

you can have my nuts lol ..a large brandy please a nightcap before beddy byes xx

 awwww thank you LMD how generous of you! I assume they are errr dry roasted 

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air dryed  no pants on

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lickmadick wrote:

air dryed  no pants on

 

LOL. Me neither but I have no nuts to air as you may have guessed ! 

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mm no pants lmf ??? can't you hear me knocking on your door lol

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mm no pants lmf ??? can't you hear me knocking on your door lol

 

sorry LMD come on in LOL.....I was just going to bed ..........

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 can i have jager and monster please?  

Sure. *sprinkles himself with Jagermeister*




 

Hahahahaha nom  that made me lol 

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Sarebear wrote:




Mr Monster wrote:

Sarebear wrote:

 can i have jager and monster please?  

Sure. *sprinkles himself with Jagermeister*



 

Hahahahaha nom  that made me lol 

 Everytime I read this it makes me smile, my only concern is......will MrMr blue dye in his fur run ?? 

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 What's that playing on the jukebox?  The baconlube what...?  Remix...?  

Oh, I see.  Is there any Cliff Richard on there?  I'll have a pint and a bag of ready salted please...

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 Quiet tonight then...

*Sniffs*   *Scratches arse*   *Swills remnants of pint round bottom of glass*

Well, might as well have one for the road...

sanda
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 Quick one before bed anyone? (drink that is...)

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Hot toddy please or hot chocolate with some brandy or whisky in it please, need something to take the chill off!

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Im fancying a glass/bottle of decent red.  Bought a cheaper bottle yesterday and its true what they say.. Buy cheap, buy twice! damn.. its like drinking vinegar!!

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 Walk's in sits a bar grabs whiskey it's been to long anyone awake to join me to a night cap?

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Im just off to bed ork - but up for a quickie?

I think i want something warm and soothing .. so a southern comfort for me .. just neat!!

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 Pours some souther comfort for Dee_licous then pours rest of the bottle in to a mug I'm an ork now and I drink like one to lol.

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 do not know if i am being brave or stupid but im about to open the 99p lidl bottle of "sparkling perry"

Ork
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 Stares on in horror at sweet love your braver than me.

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Ork wrote:

 Stares on in horror at sweet love your braver than me.

 it's not bad actually, very sweet but as a skint student it's paletable

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