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 Ah its still open!!! A pint of cider and a packet of dry roasted peanuts please. 

you can have my nuts lol ..a large brandy please a nightcap before beddy byes xx

lickmadick wrote:

you can have my nuts lol ..a large brandy please a nightcap before beddy byes xx

 awwww thank you LMD how generous of you! I assume they are errr dry roasted 

air dryed  no pants on

lickmadick wrote:

air dryed  no pants on

LOL. Me neither but I have no nuts to air as you may have guessed ! 

mm no pants lmf ??? can't you hear me knocking on your door lol

lickmadick wrote:

mm no pants lmf ??? can't you hear me knocking on your door lol

sorry LMD come on in LOL.....I was just going to bed ..........

Mr Monster wrote:

Sarebear wrote:

 can i have jager and monster please?  

Sure. *sprinkles himself with Jagermeister*

Hahahahaha nom  that made me lol 

Sarebear wrote:

Mr Monster wrote:

Sarebear wrote:

 can i have jager and monster please?  

Sure. *sprinkles himself with Jagermeister*

 

Hahahahaha nom  that made me lol 

 Everytime I read this it makes me smile, my only concern is......will MrMr blue dye in his fur run ?? 

 What's that playing on the jukebox?  The baconlube what...?  Remix...?  

Oh, I see.  Is there any Cliff Richard on there?  I'll have a pint and a bag of ready salted please...

 Quiet tonight then...

*Sniffs*   *Scratches arse*   *Swills remnants of pint round bottom of glass*

Well, might as well have one for the road...

 Quick one before bed anyone? (drink that is...)

Hot toddy please or hot chocolate with some brandy or whisky in it please, need something to take the chill off!

Im fancying a glass/bottle of decent red.  Bought a cheaper bottle yesterday and its true what they say.. Buy cheap, buy twice! damn.. its like drinking vinegar!!

 Walk's in sits a bar grabs whiskey it's been to long anyone awake to join me to a night cap?

Im just off to bed ork - but up for a quickie?

I think i want something warm and soothing .. so a southern comfort for me .. just neat!!

 Pours some souther comfort for Dee_licous then pours rest of the bottle in to a mug I'm an ork now and I drink like one to lol.

 do not know if i am being brave or stupid but im about to open the 99p lidl bottle of "sparkling perry"

 Stares on in horror at sweet love your braver than me.

Ork wrote:

 Stares on in horror at sweet love your braver than me.

 it's not bad actually, very sweet but as a skint student it's paletable