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    Posted 4 Feb 2011 at 10:29 pm
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    Disclaimer:

    This cyber pub is in no way endorsed by LoveHoney (Not yet anyway!!)

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    Boredom & lack of beer money has forced me to open The LH Arms - The worlds only Sex Toy Themed Cyber Pub!!

    **House Rules**

    Any troublemakers/violence towards patrons/staff will be tied to a pole outside & fed to Hella!

    As this is a virtual pub the drinks are free - just don't feed the parrot - he's in the program..............

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    See? Service with a smile!!

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    Posted 4 Feb 2011 at 10:32 pm
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     OI! Bar Wench. Mines a Pint of guiness and a double baileys on the rocks!  ;) xxx

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    Posted 4 Feb 2011 at 10:34 pm
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    (Cheeky Fecker!)

    Coming right up Sir!!

    (Sliding drinks across bar..................)

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    Posted 4 Feb 2011 at 10:37 pm
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    Sorry to open-thread & run - I'm off to bed - You can all serve yourselves!!!

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    Posted 4 Feb 2011 at 10:49 pm
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    glitter&gold wrote:

    Sorry to open-thread & run - I'm off to bed - You can all serve yourselves!!!

     

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    Posted 4 Feb 2011 at 10:49 pm
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     **Pours pernod, lemonade and blackcurrant** Ahhhh thats better lol xx

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    Posted 4 Feb 2011 at 11:21 pm
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    Can anyone make me a lovely cocktail? *bats eyelids and learns forward*

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    Posted 4 Feb 2011 at 11:40 pm
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    glitter&gold wrote:

    Any troublemakers/violence towards patrons/staff will be tied to a pole outside & fed to Hella!

    Can't think of a better way to go!

    <<< for me please!

    ...

    Well, that's an novel way of pulling a pint

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 12:26 am
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    MasqueradeMinx wrote:

    Can anyone make me a lovely cocktail? *bats eyelids and learns forward*

    *gets creative with some ribbon, feathers and a couple of leather straps*

    There you go. Any volunteers to wear it?

    Oh, you meant a drink...

    Well, I can do a screwdriver, that's pretty simple - here you go. I'm t-total so I'll just have the screw...

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 12:33 am
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    What's this? a lock-in? In which I'll have a Slow Comfortable Screw against the Wall.

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 12:58 am
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    i could murder a decent pint of guiness actually. ( on tap cause tinnies arn't as good) must venture to the shops and buy some  tomorrow.

    a green tea with mint is what im settling for now.

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 12:59 am
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    sweetlove666 wrote:

    a green tea with mint is what im settling for now.

    Imperial, extra strong ... or polo?

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 1:12 am
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    *leans on bar, hoping to catch barmaid's eye*

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 1:21 am
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    *hands wilkibo a net*

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 1:23 am
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    *wonders how many bored insomniacs are online?*

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 1:31 am
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    *counts 1...2....3.....(4)*

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 1:12 pm
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     * Crawls out from under table looking rather dis-shelved *

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 3:57 pm
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    My god! Did they leave you here all night?

    I'd offer you a hair of the dog, but it looks like you've got some stuck to your tongue already...

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 4:17 pm
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    OK The Landlady is back peeps - Have you all drunk me dry yet?!

    @ MM - I make a yummy Blue Lagoon? Ooh & we have Raspberry Sambuca? Its divine!

    @ Wilkibo - You break it, you buy it!!

    @ Muchkin - mmmmm my favourite!! You can come again xx

    @ Sweetlove - I put in a tea corner with pretty tablecloth just for you - & we have Guinness on tap lady!!

    @ Paddy - Naughty!!

    @ Monster - Fancy a job as late shift barman/bouncer?!

    @ Sed - Now that's what you get for cheeking the Landlady!!

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    Posted 5 Feb 2011 at 4:26 pm
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    hey is this a 24 hour pub? i could do with a cocktail my husband makes reading about all this alcohol te only problem is i carnt rember what its called it has baileys, vodka, kuhlua and ice cream and it goregous!

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