Welcome to The LH Arms - The worlds only Sex Toy Themed Cyber Pub!!

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Disclaimer:

This cyber pub is in no way endorsed by LoveHoney (Not yet anyway!!)

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Boredom & lack of beer money has forced me to open The LH Arms - The worlds only Sex Toy Themed Cyber Pub!!

**House Rules**

Any troublemakers/violence towards patrons/staff will be tied to a pole outside & fed to Hella!

As this is a virtual pub the drinks are free - just don't feed the parrot - he's in the program..............

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See? Service with a smile!!

 OI! Bar Wench. Mines a Pint of guiness and a double baileys on the rocks!  ;) xxx

(Cheeky Fecker!)

Coming right up Sir!!

(Sliding drinks across bar..................)

Sorry to open-thread & run - I'm off to bed - You can all serve yourselves!!!

glitter&gold wrote:

Sorry to open-thread & run - I'm off to bed - You can all serve yourselves!!!

 **Pours pernod, lemonade and blackcurrant** Ahhhh thats better lol xx

Can anyone make me a lovely cocktail? *bats eyelids and learns forward*

glitter&gold wrote:

Any troublemakers/violence towards patrons/staff will be tied to a pole outside & fed to Hella!

Can't think of a better way to go!

<<< for me please!

...

Well, that's an novel way of pulling a pint

MasqueradeMinx wrote:

Can anyone make me a lovely cocktail? *bats eyelids and learns forward*

*gets creative with some ribbon, feathers and a couple of leather straps*

There you go. Any volunteers to wear it?

Oh, you meant a drink...

Well, I can do a screwdriver, that's pretty simple - here you go. I'm t-total so I'll just have the screw...

What's this? a lock-in? In which I'll have a Slow Comfortable Screw against the Wall.

i could murder a decent pint of guiness actually. ( on tap cause tinnies arn't as good) must venture to the shops and buy some  tomorrow.

a green tea with mint is what im settling for now.

sweetlove666 wrote:

a green tea with mint is what im settling for now.

Imperial, extra strong ... or polo?

*leans on bar, hoping to catch barmaid's eye*

*hands wilkibo a net*

*wonders how many bored insomniacs are online?*

*counts 1...2....3.....(4)*

 * Crawls out from under table looking rather dis-shelved *

My god! Did they leave you here all night?

I'd offer you a hair of the dog, but it looks like you've got some stuck to your tongue already...

OK The Landlady is back peeps - Have you all drunk me dry yet?!

@ MM - I make a yummy Blue Lagoon? Ooh & we have Raspberry Sambuca? Its divine!

@ Wilkibo - You break it, you buy it!!

@ Muchkin - mmmmm my favourite!! You can come again xx

@ Sweetlove - I put in a tea corner with pretty tablecloth just for you - & we have Guinness on tap lady!!

@ Paddy - Naughty!!

@ Monster - Fancy a job as late shift barman/bouncer?!

@ Sed - Now that's what you get for cheeking the Landlady!!

hey is this a 24 hour pub? i could do with a cocktail my husband makes reading about all this alcohol te only problem is i carnt rember what its called it has baileys, vodka, kuhlua and ice cream and it goregous!