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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    My lovely AdnaW has escaped back home, leaving me desperately frustrated and horny.

    So I'm starting a thread to provide some light relief, share your current frustrations and needs and hopefully it'll help with our 'hysteria'! A problem shared is a problem (actually I don't think I know the rest of that saying... Is it solved?) but remember not to prey on the horny perverts who post here, this isn't the place to cyber!

    So, I could do with...

    A blowjob, a relaxing slow one with lots of spit, soft lips and tonguing underneath my foreskin massaging my tip while watching her on her knees rubbing her pussy as she devours my cock. I love an enthusiastic cock sucker!

    Any other pervs in desperate need of some relief?

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    sweetlove666 [sign in to see picture]
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    a nice cock in my pussy. aching for it now!

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm a perv in desperate need of some relief!

    Currently not seen the OH for 2 weeks due to her kids having Chicken Pox. But. . . .alledgedly I'm all clear to go tomorrow.

    But I could do with one of her special massages, loads of oil, rubbing her oiled pussy in scouring circular motions all over my chest, back, arse, legs and cock. Takes some effort too!

    Very nice!

    SG

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    Cara Sutra [sign in to see picture]
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    I don't think I need to say more about what I could do with on a daily basis! You're probably all sick of me lesbian trolling.

     sorry lol

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    sweetlove666 [sign in to see picture]
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    Mistress Cara wrote:

    I don't think I need to say more about what I could do with on a daily basis! You're probably all sick of me lesbian trolling.

     sorry lol

    dont worry about it mistress! the lesbian trolling is whats kept most of us fine OA ladies going in the mornings, afternoons and evenings.

    sure makes the time im going withouht entertaining.

    *booby hugs*

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    This is going to seriously backfire isn't it?

    With some of the 'poetics' on this site its not going to be very relieving is it? O well!

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    Cara Sutra [sign in to see picture]
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    Aw thanks SL  Much booby jiggly huggles back with lots of bottom gropage and general smoochery

    WandA not sure about backfire round these parts, more like frontfire.

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    sweetlove666 wrote:

    Mistress Cara wrote:

    I don't think I need to say more about what I could do with on a daily basis! You're probably all sick of me lesbian trolling.

     sorry lol

    dont worry about it mistress! the lesbian trolling is whats kept most of us fine OA ladies going in the mornings, afternoons and evenings.

    sure makes the time im going withouht entertaining.

    *booby hugs*

    She didn't mean it...

    Bet she only said it to get booby hugs!

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Mistress Cara wrote:

    Aw thanks SL  Much booby jiggly huggles back with lots of bottom gropage and general smoochery

    WandA not sure about backfire round these parts, more like frontfire.

    A 'euphemists' wet dream there....

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    Cara Sutra [sign in to see picture]
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    Entirely too euphemisty. You steamy saucy lil thing you.

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    sh4ag [sign in to see picture]
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    my oh pussy

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    Avrielle_Aniko [sign in to see picture]
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    I could do with a cheeseburger actually. A Burger King Whopper and fries... mmmm. Oh you got me thinking about it now!

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    I could do with a cheeseburger actually. A Burger King Whopper and fries... mmmm. Oh you got me thinking about it now!

    Careful where you put those fries...

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    Ilovemyman [sign in to see picture]
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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    I could do with a cheeseburger actually. A Burger King Whopper and fries... mmmm. Oh you got me thinking about it now!

    Hahahaha! ^^^^^^

    I gould do with my OH putting his dripping cock in my mouth, holding me down and fucking me hard. I'd settle for a slow smoochy fuck right now, i'm starting to forget what it's like, only had quickies the last couple of times and he's got mates round tonight so will probably be just a quickie again!!!

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    WandA wrote:

    So, I could do with...

    A blowjob, a relaxing slow one with lots of spit, soft lips and tonguing underneath my foreskin massaging my tip while watching her on her knees rubbing her pussy as she devours my cock. I love an enthusiastic cock sucker!

    Yes please!...Also, long slow head for me would be amazing right now, especially as I knicked myself shaving the other day - it needs soothing!!

    Ax

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    Jay4fun [sign in to see picture]
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     I could do with running my tongue around and inside a nice, moist pussy while gently having my cock sucked. That would be a nice way to spend some of the evening.

    J

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    sexy jenny [sign in to see picture]
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    I would love for my hubby to lick my wet smooth pussy as I lay bk and enjoy him doing this and after that I would give him such a good sucking and as I suck him I would play with my wet pussy

    love sexy jenny xxxxx

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    Ilovemyman wrote:

    Hahahaha! ^^^^^^

    I gould do with my OH putting his dripping cock in my mouth, holding me down and fucking me hard. I'd settle for a slow smoochy fuck right now, i'm starting to forget what it's like, only had quickies the last couple of times and he's got mates round tonight so will probably be just a quickie again!!!

    well my OH has his cousin round for the week (not complainin, hes lovely).. BUT it means no sex for me

    bear in mind ive just had a horrible period so have been feeling all gross and am only just back to bein myself so im really craving it, we did manage a quicky in the bath this morning but after waiting a week i need much more than that! plus i cant even use my toys because theres nowhere really to go to use them while theres so many people in the house!! its killing me!

    i just need a nice relaxing massage.. then moving onto some gentle kissing and caressing, and i'd love it for him to go down on me for a while, starting off slowly then building up.. then just giving me a full on good seeing to!  that would be lovely :)

    sorry to go off topic but..

    as im not really having sex atm, tonight is going to kill me... me, my OH and one of our friends are taking my (very bi) best friend to a strip club! (ive never been to one) so am a bit worried tbh especially being a straight girl going to a club to see women dancing round in very little clothing!! plus i dont know what to wear lol :) any suggestions?? xx

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    sexy jenny [sign in to see picture]
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    When do u need it and would you do a 3 sum ?

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    Scarlot [sign in to see picture]
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    were you talking to me SJ? x

    and my best friend just cancelled so were not going now, i was actually really looing forward to it

    xx

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