Kilts

i've worn a kilt before........yeah I'm north of the border.

especially at weddings women are nuts!

With the emergence of the smart phone guys spend the night dodging camera phones looking for upshots.....women seem to go mad!!!!!!

how men ladies out there would be kilt snapping at a wedding?

.........................and yes its true.......the true scot goes commando

I am a true scotswoman Shiny, I must say, I have never done this with my phone. Hmmm, thanks for the tip though!

:)

i have never worn a kilt

I come from Ireland an the plain green ones they wear are hideous!

Yeah, plain green arent as festive :)

I'm a scottish girl and wouldn't expect anything less from a true scotsman.

I've never experienced girls going nuts with camera phones ....

but then, I'm past that "teenage" phase by about 20 years.

Don't talk to me about this!!! My man (being the truest of scotsmen) always wears his kilt for Hogmany. And for special occassions like weddings, but that is rare.

I LOVE his kilt. Specially love it when he wears nothing but a kilt (topless). Yum! And seeing just a slight bit of chest hair through the lace of a Gillie shirt. Mmmmm.

But I should be the only one who gets to drool over him. It's MY man!

Hogmany a couple of years ago, I stood watching this woman chatting up my man. My man thought they were just having a nice discussion about Scottish history, but I could see all the signs. So I got sick of this charade the woman was playing and stood right up close to my man, nodding with the historic discussion (and picturing ramming the womans teeth in to the bar!) and suddenly, out of nowhere, she grabs her phone and flashes it up his kilt!

I was livid!

Now, I wasn't the smallest of women, I'm still not, and I could perfectly easily defend myself in a fight, and I would never, ever start one, as I used to be pretty strong as a female from 2 years of learning how to get delivaries in as quick as possible on my own at my job. I grabbed the woman by the shoulder as she tried to run off with her prized picture and stared down at her (wearing heels made me even more intimidating!). She was frightened, of course, and being the little thin thing she was, she wriggled out of my grasp (I still had my drink in the other hand) and I caught her again by her other shoulder and dragged her to me! The look on her face was quite a sight, like a cat who got the cream and then having it taken away from her.

Now, I would suppose, some people would be ready to knock her teeth out by that point, but I had no need. She was in my grasp and she wasn't going anywhere!

"Excuse me, would you mind deleating that picture you just took on your phone?"

This was followed by "What picture?" - What, am I stupid?

Alcohol tricks the brain in to believing you are invinsible and that facts can be erased just by playing pretend. This woman was suffering these delusions badly!

So I told her that it was MY boyfriend she had just taken a cock shot of, and she just stood there, shrugged and said "Wha'. You?!" looking me up and down as if to say no man in a sexy kilt would ever go out with someone like you.

Charming.

That woman did get her phone back. Only after I deleated the picture myself and got an apology from her.

It's the same shite every Hogmany. So I only go out for it now for the bells. Ideally I'd like to not go out at all, but my man has a tradition set in his ways and itches to go out. So I stay in while he goes out then I meet him for the bells. And if any woman tries any funny sh*t to my man while I am there, then at least I need not hold back as it will be the end of the night, and being barred means very little to me.

So listen up girls! You wanna drool and check if he is a real scotsman? Make damned sure he is single first!

Aargh! I'm angry now!

 I would love to buy a kilt for myself but they seem so much to buy,Then i could be rather naughty as i would be going commando and of course taking my peeing fetish fun to another level (Outside peeing could be even more fun)

You can get an off-the-peg one for under £20.

 Can you now,Ive not seen any around my area only seen them on the net.

Thanks

Try a well known auction site. My man just bought one from there for £18.99 for a friend last week.

 Thanks another thing to buy to make myself happy lol

Must say, I rather like the look of the leather kilts. - For non-special occassions.

I also like the kiltlets on women, but I have not got the legs for it myself.

Tartan dresses are lovely though.

I want a tartna dress, but it costs loads *dreams* the one I want is a mixtures of blues/ greens and has a corset body, it's so pretty.

I have worn a kilt before, it was handmade from real tartan, very pretty.

IU've never really been too fussed about men wearing kilts though :)

 Tartan clothes on women=Looks very sexy 

I used to highland dance, a lot, and I absolutely loved my Aboyne outfit.

It still fits too! :)

 I love a man in a kilt, for me its the 'is he isnt he' thing......gets my mind and erm other things racing.

Never chased after someone with a camera, I think that would spoil it for me as I would have it confirmed for definite and where's the fun in that!! LOL 

Highly_Insatiable wrote:

I used to highland dance, a lot, and I absolutely loved my Aboyne outfit.

It still fits too! :)

Now thats got to be your next profile picture for sure LOL

Was thinking the same thing!

Due to being a Scots lass myself, I find it very weird seeing men at weddings in anything else. Annoyingly my man is a Sassanach (and agrees with me that it's just weird seeing people wearing the national dress of a country they're not from) so if we do ever tie the knot, he'll have to be in trousers. Bah. Or a dress, maybe that would be more fun, haha.

I have NEVER even heard of this camera phone malarky That's atrocious. I bet these same women would cry sexual harrassment if the men did it back to them (and they'd probably at least have their kecks on). Don't dish out what you wouldn't be happy receiving, I say.

I wish my clan tartan wasn't so ugly (the dress one is okay but the hunting one is friggin' hideous). I love wearing tartan, but my clan ones just aren't my colours. Oh to have something more like the Black Watch... Ah well, there's a variation on my surname that has perfectly lovely tartan so that's nice, at least.

Miss-Nomer wrote:

Due to being a Scots lass myself, I find it very weird seeing men at weddings in anything else. Annoyingly my man is a Sassanach (and agrees with me that it's just weird seeing people wearing the national dress of a country they're not from) so if we do ever tie the knot, he'll have to be in trousers. Bah. Or a dress, maybe that would be more fun, haha.

I have NEVER even heard of this camera phone malarky That's atrocious. I bet these same women would cry sexual harrassment if the men did it back to them (and they'd probably at least have their kecks on). Don't dish out what you wouldn't be happy receiving, I say.

I wish my clan tartan wasn't so ugly (the dress one is okay but the hunting one is friggin' hideous). I love wearing tartan, but my clan ones just aren't my colours. Oh to have something more like the Black Watch... Ah well, there's a variation on my surname that has perfectly lovely tartan so that's nice, at least.

Abso-friggin'-lutely!

I don't have a tartan (well, irish clan, but that is a bit different, don't like to be considered Irish.) the only scotland heritage in my family that I am aware of is my fathers adoptive parents, and that doesn't really count. Not to mention that their name is Campbell, and I would probably be slaughtered if I wore that tartan!

So if me and my man were to get married, the only reason would be so I could take his name and tartan! Lol!