• How to dress us as a Milf?

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    Esha xxx [sign in to see picture]
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    Here's one for the ladies, any tips on how to dress up as a milf? Any tips on make up? Xxxx

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    My OH is a Milf, she's wearing boot cut jeans with a big thick cardigan oh and stripy socks

    She has mascara and foundation on but that's about it. And she's straightened her hair
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    Sunshine,Lollipops wrote:

    I'm reliably informed that I'm a milf.
    Today I am wearing jeans, converse, a short-sleeved Manga T-shirt over a long sleeved striped T-shirt. Natural look make up.
    You're welcome.

    and I totally would with this description. The system works!
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    And how exactly do u think a Milf should dress?!

    Like you said dress up which leads me to believe u don't have kids so isn't that a flaw in ur plan to begin with!!!
    And if I'm wrong and you do have kids well go with Sunshine's plan.. As to be honest I've never heard of anyone trying to be a Milf, I think it's a given... My personal opinion anyway!!

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    Well mothers dress practically rather than sexily, so no lingerie, no heels, probably not all that much makeup as i doubt they get the me time to do it, same with the hair, washed and tied up most likely. If you REALLY want to dress up though, i'm sure a bit of regurgitated milk or baby sick down your back from the shoulder, a few days of virtualy no sleep, and some not washed for a few days pj's would possibly give you that "new mum" look.

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    I wear lingerie and heels... I am a mum!!

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    LittleSwitchBitch wrote:

    I wear lingerie and heels... I am a mum!!

    Me too!

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    VirginAngel wrote:

    Well mothers dress practically rather than sexily, so no lingerie, no heels, probably not all that much makeup as i doubt they get the me time to do it, same with the hair, washed and tied up most likely. If you REALLY want to dress up though, i'm sure a bit of regurgitated milk or baby sick down your back from the shoulder, a few days of virtualy no sleep, and some not washed for a few days pj's would possibly give you that "new mum" look.

    You should meet the mum of my two kids. Stockings and suspenders daily, lingerie, skirt and a nice top without fail along with heels. No matter the weather.
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    I guess go use milf porn as a reference? If you are dressing up for a partner that's probably the image they have in mind anyway.

    Didn't think you could 'dress up' as a milf though...figure you have to have the kids to get the body, or at least be an older lady if no kiddos? Depends if you go by the literal 'milf'=mother or the generic 'milf'=mature lady porn star who has to be categorised somehow :s

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    Sunshine,Lollipops wrote:

    You could always try reading certain forum replies to get that authentic 'my baby woke me 5 times during the night' look of total disbelief and despa

    +1

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    Esha xxx [sign in to see picture]
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    Can't seem to find "real" milf pictures. Most of the stuff is porn!

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    Esha xxx wrote:

    Can't seem to find "real" milf pictures. Most of the stuff is porn!

    Probably because milf is not a 'real' term. Mothers dress like themselves, the term milf is 9 times out of 10 referring to something to do with porn or else being used as a joke to someone you know. There isn't some real life group of sexy mothers who can be classified as milfs by their appearance. That mother in a baggy jumper and jeans is a milf to someone. That mother that wears lingerie under a tight little dress is a milf to someone. There isn't a way to dress as a 'milf' unless you're emulating the porn look for a pretend scenario.
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    Lovebirds_x wrote:

    Esha xxx wrote:

    Can't seem to find "real" milf pictures. Most of the stuff is porn!

    Probably because milf is not a 'real' term. Mothers dress like themselves, the term milf is 9 times out of 10 referring to something to do with porn or else being used as a joke to someone you know. There isn't some real life group of sexy mothers who can be classified as milfs by their appearance. That mother in a baggy jumper and jeans is a milf to someone. That mother that wears lingerie under a tight little dress is a milf to someone. There isn't a way to dress as a 'milf' unless you're emulating the porn look for a pretend scenario.
    Someone who is older, bit chubby, curvy and looks sexy in her clothes. Trying to look young but visibly an older woman.
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    That wouldn't describe a milf even by porn standards

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    Grace1ess wrote:

    That wouldn't describe a milf even by porn standards

    Hence my thread!
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    Esha xxx wrote:

    Grace1ess wrote:

    That wouldn't describe a milf even by porn standards

    Hence my thread!

    There is no dress code for a milf. There is no general appearence that constitutes being a milf. The only thing that ties them together is that they are mothers. So, wether they be dolled up to the nines looking amazing in their makeup or they are in their sunday scrubs is irrelevant.

    If you are not a mother you cannot be anyones milf. If you have children then you will be someones milf and not someone elses. No one milf appeals to all.

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    I always thought the concept of a milf was something triggered by the american pie films.

    a woman old enough to be your mum, but who looks younger, or more dressed up than other mums.

    Another example from the world of tv would be in the inbetweeners, wills mum. However the concept of a milf only exists when there are non milfs to balance it. In the inbetweeners for example, the lads fancy wills mum because she looks younger than the other mums, and is presented nicely. Hair always styled, make up done, small figure with nice clothes on etc. whereas the other mums are more casually dressed, no make up and no hair styling.

    so in that sense the one who stands out as being more attractive to the younger lads is the milf. If she was just on her own though it wouldnt really make sense.

    Its also not really a look you can do. Ive heard women in their teens/twenties described as a milf, when if you are going by the film standards they wouldnt be. They need to be of an age where blokes young enough to be their sons would find them attractive.

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    Just like you can't be a lesbian if you have a cock, you can't be a milf without kids.

    A milf is someone who has kids and is seen as sexy by someone else. Hence the meaning of 'Mum I'd Like to Fuck'.

    If you have kids and someone finds you attractive, then you are a milf by default. If you don't, then it's not something you can really pretend to be as there are no set rules on how they dress, and they are only labelled a milf because they have kids.

    Being a milf is completely subjective, but you're trying to make it impossibly objective.

    The only suggestion I could give, if you don't have kids, is why not try role playing it. However, I'm not really sure how adding in conversation about kids or routines is really going to spice anything up.

    Whatever floats your boat, I guess!

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    Grace1ess wrote:

    That wouldn't describe a milf even by porn standards

    +1.

    I've been called a milf many a time (like I said, mostly in a joking around way). I had my child at 19. Was I older, chubby or trying to look young? Umm...no...lol. To them, I was simply a person they found sexually attractive who happened to have a kid and so could techinically be called a milf.

    OP, why don't you look up couger rather than milf? Seems to be closer to what you're describing. Older usually very experienced woman who takes care of her looks, dresses classy/sexy who happens to go for younger men. Lots of attention to hair, make up and flattering fashionable clothes. Conjures fantasies in the minds of young men of having a woman they percieve as out of their league 'take care of them'. Perhaps not the most true representation of a couger but certainly stretching the boat less than trying to lump milfs into one category?

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