Questionnaire Time!

Stolen Anything: Yes, when I was much younger

Been Drunk Before Noon: Cant remember having done that...not unless I was still drunk from the night before

Had Sex In A Public Place: My first time was in public...cant really go back from that!

Got Caught Telling A Lie: ish

Got A Speeding Ticket: Not yet

Been Arrested: No

Littered: No

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: former co worker, his fault for flirting so much!

Cheated On A Test: Yes

Cheated In A Relationship: Yes, once

Failed A Class: No

Screened Your Phone Calls: Thats why we have mobiles isn't it?!

Eaten Food Off The Floor: No

Stuck Gum Under A Desk: No

Wished You Were Someone Else: Not someone but somewhere.

Cried During A Movie: All the time

Had A One Night Stand: Too many.

Stolen Anything: No, I'd be too afraid of getting caught
Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes
Got Caught Telling A Lie: No
Got A Speeding Ticket:: Yes
Been Arrested: No
Littered: Don't think so
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes more than once and married/separated from one too
Cheated On A Test: No
Cheated In A Relationship: No
Failed A Class: Yes
Screened Your Phone Calls: Yes isn't that what caller display's for 
Eaten Food Off The Floor: No
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Never liked gum
Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes
Cried During A Movie: Yes
Had A One Night Stand: Yes, a few 

Stolen Anything: No
Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes, once or twice on special occasions
Had Sex In A Public Place: Once in a car, and once I got fingered on a dancefloor if that counts lol
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Can't remember, don't lie nowadays.  did when I was a kid
Got A Speeding Ticket:: No
Been Arrested: No (mores the pity!! )
Littered: No
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes
Cheated On A Test: No
Cheated In A Relationship: No
Failed A Class: No
Screened Your Phone Calls: Yes
Eaten Food Off The Floor: Who hasn't if we're honest??
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: No
Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes, not now though
Cried During A Movie: Many times!!  Ghost always gets me
Had A One Night Stand: Yes once, it will be the first and last time.

Stolen anything - no
Been drunk before noon - no
Had sex in a public place - down a country road in a car
Been caught telling a lie - many times, I'm a bad liar!
Been arrested - no
Speeding ticket - no
Fantasied about a co-worker - yes
Cheated on a test - maybe as a kid on a maths test
Cheated in a relationship - 1 kiss when I was 16
Failed a class - no
Screened calls - yes
Eaten food off the floor - no I'm too fussy
Stuck gum under a desk - no
wished I was someone else - most of the time growing up
Cried during a movie - YES. I can cry at anything if I'm in that mood.
Had a one night stand - yes, and we were together for over a year

Stolen Anything: No

Been Drunk Before Noon: No

Had Sex In A Public Place: Not full sex but done oral and been fingered (hate that term!) in a few public places

Got Caught Telling A Lie: I was taught not to lie, and I really do tend to avoid it if I can so nope.

Got A Speeding Ticket:: No
Been Arrested: No

Littered: No

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Well, I've only ever worked in restaurants with spotty teenage potwashers (not that there's anything wrong with them, just not my type!)....so no.

Cheated On A Test: No

Cheated In A Relationship: No

Failed A Class: No

Screened Your Phone Calls: Only if it's past midnight and I'm 80% sure that the person calling will be drunk.

Eaten Food Off The Floor: The odd dropped sweetie, my floor is always clean anyway

Stuck Gum Under A Desk: No

Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes, a long time ago before I met my OH

Cried During A Movie: Yes, The Notebook makes me cry a lot!

Had A One Night Stand: Nope

Stolen Anything: Yes, I was diagonised as kleptomania but when the police and therpists got involved that soon stopped.
Been Drunk Before Noon: No, woke up drunk
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yea, Park, Beach, Alley lol
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Dont think so Im usually too good :P
Got A Speeding Ticket: Dont drive :(
Been Arrested: Yes, see the above point.
Littered: Hasnt everyone?
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: I worked with my Ex, does that count? If not school mates I have
Cheated On A Test: Yea, science and business studies GCSE. Wrote some help on my arm under my shirt lol
Cheated In A Relationship: Yes, holiday fling when I was having doubts about my relationship
Failed A Class: Dropped out but only ever failed HE for GSCE as I used someone elses coursework and they found out. D'oh
Screened Your Phone Calls: Sometimes
Eaten Food Off The Floor: No
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Yea
Wished You Were Someone Else: I wish I was a guy!
Cried During A Movie: Nope, Im very hard like that lol
Had A One Night Stand: Yep,5

Ohh, A question thread I haven't done yet! Lol!

Stolen Anything: Yes
Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes, but I've become a very bad liar over the years, so I dont bother with lies now
Got A Speeding Ticket: nope - Dont drive
Been Arrested: Yes, only once, everything else I've gotten away with!
Littered: Yes, £50 fines everywhere..
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yeah.. embarrassing really..
Cheated On A Test: Possibly, probably... I can't remember..
Cheated In A Relationship: Yes.. sadly. Really regret it.
Failed A Class: Depends what you mean, I've been permently kicked out of classes, attended then never returned to classes and have done very badly consistantly in classes..
Screened Your Phone Calls: Um.. Yeah.
Eaten Food Off The Floor: Yeah, and done worse when I've been drunk! lol!
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Actually, no! Never! I always found it disgusting.
Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes, all the bloody time!
Cried During A Movie: Yes. Fly Away Home always makes me cry for some strange reason! And I always find myself crying during some war films.
Had A One Night Stand: Yes.. A few times..

Stolen Anything: Nope... unless online downloading is counted...?
Been Drunk Before Noon: Yeah.... probably from the night before
Had Sex In A Public Place: Nope - not yet
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yeah - a few times... that ends up bad tho
Got A Speeding Ticket: yeah - a couple - i used to own a sports car
Been Arrested: Nope I have a halo
Littered: Hate it - no!
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: My boss... fishnets.... oh yeah
Cheated On A Test: getting my mate to do my coursework count?
Cheated In A Relationship: Nope
Failed A Class: Nope
Screened Your Phone Calls: yup
Eaten Food Off The Floor: 3 second rule.. or 10, depending if its meat or chocolate
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Nope i can't stand that - gross
Wished You Were Someone Else: Beach? Dungeon? yeah... often
Cried During A Movie: The patriot. everytime. 
Had A One Night Stand: Nope

Stolen Anything: No

Been Drunk Before Noon: No

Had Sex In A Public Place: yes a hospital toilet

Got Caught Telling A Lie: dont lie

Got A Speeding Ticket:: No

Been Arrested: No

Littered: No

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: no.

Cheated On A Test: No

Cheated In A Relationship: No never have never will

Failed A Class: No

Screened Your Phone Calls: on a daily basis

Eaten Food Off The Floor: eewwww no,even with the 5 second rule

Stuck Gum Under A Desk: cant stand gum so no

Wished You Were Someone Else: my mum always told me ,never wish to be something your not,be content with who you are,so no iv never wished to be someone else

Cried During A Movie: Yes most films,even disney films

Had A One Night Stand: yes

Stolen Anything: Yes
Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes
Got A Speeding Ticket: No (woop my first (and only) no LMAO)
Been Arrested: Yes
Littered: Yes
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes
Cheated On A Test: Yes
Cheated In A Relationship: Yes
Failed A Class: Yes
Screened Your Phone Calls: Yes
Eaten Food Off The Floor: 3 second rule works for me ;)
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Yes
Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes
Cried During A Movie: Yes, but not for a very long time
Had A One Night Stand: Yes, lots

I dread to think what this says about me...

Stolen Anything: Yes
Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes (car, woods,)
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes
Got A Speeding Ticket:: No

Been Arrested: No 
Littered: No
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes
Cheated On A Test: No
Cheated In A Relationship: No
Failed A Class: Yes
Screened Your Phone Calls: Yes
Eaten Food Off The Floor: Yes
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Yes
Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes
Cried During A Movie: Yes
Had A One Night Stand: No - but a drunken pull lead to my ongoing 8 year relationship!

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Stolen Anything: Yes, accidentally stolen library books (house move related) plagued by guilt every time I notice them!
Been Drunk Before Noon: Never been brunk so no
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes, when I was young; I never did learn to lie properly so don't try to do so now, I ceased to try a number of years ago.
Got A Speeding Ticket:: No

Been Arrested: No 

Littered: Not deliberately when there is somewhere to dispose of litter

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes, fraternised with, 'seen' and eventually married said co-worker. No longer work together but not because of the relationship :)

Cheated On A Test: Yes

Cheated In A Relationship: once, when things were ambiguous and unclear. Deeply regretted

Failed A Class: Yes

Screened Your Phone Calls: Yes

Eaten Food Off The Floor: Oh hells yeah! I'd say '3 second rule' but that really does vary according to whose house you are in and how tasty the food was, as well as whether or not one can rinse it.

Stuck Gum Under A Desk: No. I don't like chewing gum

Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes

Cried During A Movie: I have a very active imagination! Crying at films is something I do frequently and unashamedly!

Had A One Night Stand: No, never.

Stolen Anything:  Yes

Been Drunk Before Noon:  Yes - far too many times!

Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes - in some woods, on a hillside and in a car park

Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes

Got A Speeding Ticket:  Yes

Been Arrested:  Nearly - when I was in France ... scary!

Littered: No - hate that!

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Who hasn't?

Cheated On A Test: No

Cheated In A Relationship: Yes

Failed A Class: Yes

Screened Your Phone Calls:  Yes - doesn't eveyone?

Eaten Food Off The Floor: Yuck!!!!! No!

Stuck Gum Under A Desk: No - can't stand the stuff

Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes

Cried During A Movie: No

Had A One Night Stand:  Yes - at a Marillion concert when they were very late on stage. We had to do SOMETHING to pass the time. Never knew her name ...

hornyteen wrote:

Stolen Anything: Yes, I was diagonised as kleptomania but when the police and therpists got involved that soon stopped.

Kleptomania? Thats kinda intersting.. (I dont mean this in a bad way at all by the way) Glad you found a way of dealing with it.

Stolen Anything: Some sweets and a couple of things worth like under a fiver. I would never steal again though!

Been Drunk Before Noon: I am an ex alcoholic, I used to be drunk almost every day before noon...

Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes, I'll try and list some: Park, Cinema, Bus Stop, Car Park, Public Changing Room... There is probably a few more.

Got Caught Telling A Lie: Only once or twice

Got A Speeding Ticket: Never :D

Been Arrested: No

Littered: Shamefully when I was a teenager yes.

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Only once or twice

Cheated On A Test: Once

Cheated In A Relationship: Yes

Failed A Class: I dropped out of sixth form twice...

Screened Your Phone Calls: Sometimes

Eaten Food Off The Floor: Never! Ewww

Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Nope

Wished You Were Someone Else: When I was younger yes, but now I am very happy with my life.

Cried During A Movie: Yes!

Had A One Night Stand: Yes.

Stolen Anything: no

Been Drunk Before Noon: No

Had Sex In A Public Place: No.

Got Caught Telling A Lie: Only white lies

Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes. on a road that any sane person would think was a 50mph ( dual carriageway ) limit but I was only doing 34mph but found out to my dismay it was only 30mph. BASTARDS!

Been Arrested: No

Littered: No

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes once

Cheated On A Test: No

Cheated In A Relationship: Yes - see co-worker. Not proud but there you go

Failed A Class: No

Screened Your Phone Yes - see cheated in relationship

Eaten Food Off The Floor: Yep. Fussy buggers - I'm still alive and well!

Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Nope

Wished You Were Someone Else: Nope

Cried During A Movie: Yes!

Had A One Night Stand: No

Stolen Anything: A few too many things.
Been Drunk Before Noon: A couple times, but I try to wait until after 5.
Had Sex In A Public Place: Hell yeah and it was exciting.
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Sadly, yes.
Got A Speeding Ticket:  Yep, 74 in a 55. (Was 76, but the cop put it at 19 under.)
Been Arrested:  Does being brought to a holding cell count as getting arrested?
Littered: Yes, but I now pick up litter.
Fantasized About A Co-Worker:  Quite a few of them.
Cheated On A Test: No I never needed to.
Cheated In A Relationship: I tried, but I never went through with it.
Failed A Class: Yes.
Screened Your Phone Calls: Who hasnt? (I agree with this answer)
Eaten Food Off The Floor: Yuck. If it falls on the floor the dogs usually beat me to it anyway.
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Yes.
Wished You Were Someone Else: No. I'm happy with who I am.
Cried During A Movie: No can't say I have.
Had A One Night Stand: Not yet!

Stolen Anything:  Yes, when I was a teenager

Been Drunk Before Noon:  No

Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes, lots of woodlands, parks, carparks and once had a blowjob at a bus stop

Got Caught Telling A Lie: No, I never lie, it's written all over my face, I'd get caught every time if I did

Got A Speeding Ticket:  Yes

Been Arrested:  Yes, again when I was a teenager. For vandalism

Littered: No 

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes (lot's of them!)

Cheated On A Test: No

Cheated In A Relationship: No (been cheated on a fair bit though)

Failed A Class: No

Screened Your Phone Calls:  No

Eaten Food Off The Floor: No

Stuck Gum Under A Desk: No

Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes

Cried During A Movie: Yes

Had A One Night Stand:  Yes - it's how I lost my virginity, with a girl who called herself "randy Mandy" she turned up at a party I was at and she did half the single guys there (I was 2nd)

Sheesh! I seem SO square :(

Stolen Anything: Only once, a teddy-bear shaped soap from BHS. I was too young at the time to have any concept of money. I forgive myself.
Been Drunk Before Noon: Only when still drunk from the previous night - it's been years since this has happened though.
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes, a long time ago.
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes, frequently as a child - lived in a dream-world. 
Got A Speeding Ticket:  No.
Been Arrested:  No.
Littered: Yes, I used to smoke & didn't think of it as littering at the time.
Fantasized About A Co-Worker:  Yes.
Cheated On A Test: No, It would feel empty to succeed this way.
Cheated In A Relationship: Kind of cheated on my ex, we were split at the time but still very much part of each others lives. It felt deceitful, he felt cheated and the guilt made me ill. I can't ever forgive myself for how hurt he felt. Never again, lesson learnt.
Failed A Class: No.
Screened Your Phone Calls: Yes
Eaten Food Off The Floor: If the floor has been cleaned that day I figure it makes no odds - wouldn't feed it to other people though - I'm allowed to take risks with my own health.
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: No - yuck!
Wished You Were Someone Else: Not for a long while.
Cried During A Movie: Yes - all the time - I'm a softie.
Had A One Night Stand: Yes.

Stolen Anything: Yes
Been Drunk Before Noon: No
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes
Got A Speeding Ticket:  No.
Been Arrested:  No
Littered: Yes
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes
Cheated On A Test: Yes
Cheated In A Relationship: No
Failed A Class: Yes
Screened Your Phone Calls: Yes
Eaten Food Off The Floor: Yes (was cleaned that day)
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Yes
Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes
Cried During A Movie: Yes
Had A One Night Stand: Yes