Questionnaire Time!

Stolen Anything: Yes
Been Drunk Before Noon: Does drinking through to noon from the night before count?
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes
Got Caught Telling A Lie: To many times!
Got A Speeding Ticket: nope - Dont drive
Been Arrested: Never
Littered: Yes, im sorry!
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Loads
Cheated On A Test: Yes
Cheated In A Relationship: Yes
Failed A Class: No
Screened Your Phone Calls: Who hasnt?
Eaten Food Off The Floor: 3 second rule!!
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Yes
Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes
Cried During A Movie: Yes, Bambi, Boo-hoo!
Had A One Night Stand: Just loads of them!

Stolen Anything: Yeah
Been Drunk Before Noon: Yeah
Had Sex In A Public Place: Does a changing room count??
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yeah...
Got A Speeding Ticket: Don't drive...yet!
Been Arrested: Nope
Littered: Yeah
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Unfortunatly yes
Cheated On A Test: Yup
Cheated In A Relationship: Yes
Failed A Class: Yeah
Screened Your Phone Calls: Yup
Eaten Food Off The Floor: Most likely
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Yup
Wished You Were Someone Else: Often
Cried During A Movie: All the time!
Had A One Night Stand: Not really.

Stolen Anything: Yeah
Been Drunk Before Noon: Just after noon
Had Sex In A Public Place: Kinda
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Nope :)
Got A Speeding Ticket: Don't drive
Been Arrested: No
Littered: Yeah
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: I went out with one years ago...... that went very wrong
Cheated On A Test: Yes
Cheated In A Relationship: No
Failed A Class: No
Screened Your Phone Calls: Yes
Eaten Food Off The Floor: Yep

Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Yup
Wished You Were Someone Else: yes

Cried During A Movie: All the time!
Had A One Night Stand: Yes

Stolen Anything: Yes
Been Drunk Before Noon: Yah
Had Sex In A Public Place: Just foreplay
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yah, im shit at lying, lol
Got A Speeding Ticket: Donny drive
Been Arrested: Nopes
Littered: As far as i remember, no
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Nopes
Cheated On A Test: Yah, only minor ones though
Cheated In A Relationship: Not physically, but depends what you class as cheating
Failed A Class: Yups
Screened Your Phone Calls: Yups
Eaten Food Off The Floor: I agree about the 3 second rule, lol, someone i used to know gave me a very detailed explaination as to why that actually works
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Indeed
Wished You Were Someone Else: Everyday
Cried During A Movie: Yeah, loads, im a girl, i cant help it, lol
Had A One Night Stand: Nopes

Stolen Anything: Yes
Been Drunk Before Noon: Erm no
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes
Got A Speeding Ticket: nope: Cant Drive Just learning
Been Arrested: Yes
Littered: Yes
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Erm no
Cheated On A Test: Nope
Cheated In A Relationship: Yes
Failed A Class: Yes
Screened Your Phone Calls: Yes and still do
Eaten Food Off The Floor: Nope
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Yes
Wished You Were Someone Else: Nope
Cried During A Movie: Yes..
Had A One Night Stand: Yes and more than one

Stolen Anything: When I was a kid, not now though.
Been Drunk Before Noon: Nope!
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yep.
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Nope.
Got A Speeding Ticket: Nope, I cycle everywhere, but I can go fast!!
Been Arrested: Unfortunately yeps!
Littered: No.
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: No way!
Cheated On A Test: Nopes.
Cheated In A Relationship: Definately not.
Failed A Class: Nopes.
Screened Your Phone Calls: Yes.
Eaten Food Off The Floor: Nah.
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Yes in school only!
Wished You Were Someone Else: No.
Cried During A Movie: Yes.
Had A One Night Stand: Yeps, years ago.

Stolen Anything: Yes - a book many moons ago
Been Drunk Before Noon: Nope - I wait til the sun's over the yardarm
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Not that I'm aware of!

Got A Speeding Ticket: I can't drive

Been Arrested: No

Littered: No - I always use bins (brought up with the Wombles)

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Ew no

Cheated On A Test: no
Cheated In A Relationship: no

Failed A Class: No (I was a girly swot)
Screened Your Phone Calls: Yes
Eaten Food Off The Floor: No

Stuck Gum Under A Desk: I don't chew gum
Wished You Were Someone Else: when I was growing up, wished I was a boy (make of that what you will!)

Cried During A Movie: Yes - Brokeback Mountain most recently

Had A One Night Stand: never

Stolen Anything: only penny sweets as a kid
Been Drunk Before Noon: No I'm too good!
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes, club toilets yeuch!
Got Caught Telling A Lie:   a few

Got A Speeding Ticket:  I can't drive!

Been Arrested: No thankfully

Littered:  nope that really pisses me off

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: oh yessssss!

Cheated On A Test: never needed to
Cheated In A Relationship: no and I hope it stays like that

Failed A Class: No
Screened Your Phone Calls: always!
Eaten Food Off The Floor: ich! no way!

Stuck Gum Under A Desk: gum's yucky
Wished You Were Someone Else:  a fair few times

Cried During A Movie: lots!

Had A One Night Stand: the odd one but I like relationship sex best

 Stolen Anything: No
Been Drunk Before Noon: As with others... not unless you count from teh previous night!! (that was the only maths lecture in my first year at uni that made sense!!    )
Had Sex In A Public Place: No
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Only once or twice
Got A Speeding Ticket: Never (but I did get flashed once... a very nerve-wracking period waiting to see if anything would come of it. The most annoying thing about it was that I was rushing back from lunch for a meeting... which when I got back I found out had been cancelled   )
Been Arrested: No
Littered: No
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Only once or twice
Cheated On A Test: No
Cheated In A Relationship: No
Failed A Class: I failed my entire second year at uni! Did better the second time round though (no regrets though, if I hadn't failed then I'd never have met my OH and wouldn't be where I am now and the person I am now)
Screened Your Phone Calls: Sometimes
Eaten Food Off The Floor: Yup!
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: No
Wished You Were Someone Else: When I was younger maybe, but I'm happy with myself and my life these days
Cried During A Movie: Not full-on crying (I'm a man!) but there might occasionally be a tear in the corner of my eye or a lump in my throat
Had A One Night Stand: No

Good answers Anal L!

SG69

Stolen Anything: No

Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes both from the night before and from an early start

Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes

Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes

Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes doing 90mph on the M4

Been Arrested: No

Littered: No

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yup

Cheated On A Test: Sort of, the instructors have been known to leave the wrong slide up for pointless tests

Cheated In A Relationship: Yes, although not somthing I'm proud of

Failed A Class: No but did leave college early for the job I'm in 11 years later

Screened Your Phone Calls: Depends if I'm on call

Eaten Food Off The Floor: Yup!

Stuck Gum Under A Desk: No

Wished You Were Someone Else: Most people who havent must have short memories

Cried During A Movie: The end of the last Ross Kemp in Afghan where they show the efforts they went to with one of the young lads who had taken a round caused us all in the room to have a bit of dirt in our eyes, and once it finished we all had stuff to do in our rooms

Had A One Night Stand: Yes

Stolen Anything: Yes- 3 wham bars from the tuck shop
Been Drunk Before Noon: Does a bear shit in the woods, not enough to be in the Priory though!
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes, many times
Got Caught Telling A Lie: I'm married, so obviously.... She's like a spy catcher!
Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes, 3 more & I'll be able to get a waffle iron!
Been Arrested: Got thrown in the meat wagon in Germany for being drunk on a bike (not my bike)! so sort of.
Littered: No, anal about litter. 
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes once uttered her name in my sleep too... It didn't end well!!!
Cheated On A Test: No
Cheated In A Relationship: We were on a "break", does that count?
Failed A Class: Missed my Maths examso had to resit the whole fekking year.
Screened Your Phone Calls:That why God invented caller ID!!!
Eaten Food Off The Floor: I'm a bloke, we all have! Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Yes
Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes
Cried During A Movie: Yes, Bambi, Boo-hoo!
Had A One Night Stand: Just loads of them!

Stolen Anything: Yes- 3 wham bars from the tuck shop
Been Drunk Before Noon: Does a bear shit in the woods, not enough to be in the Priory though!
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes, many times
Got Caught Telling A Lie: I'm married, so obviously.... She's like a spy catcher!
Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes, 3 more & I'll be able to get a waffle iron!
Been Arrested: Got thrown in the meat wagon in Germany for being drunk on a bike (not my bike)! so sort of.
Littered: No, anal about litter. 
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes once uttered her name in my sleep too... It didn't end well!!!
Cheated On A Test: No
Cheated In A Relationship: We were on a "break", does that count?
Failed A Class: Missed my Maths examso had to resit the whole fekking year.
Screened Your Phone Calls:That why God invented caller ID!!!
Eaten Food Off The Floor: I'm a bloke, we all have!  Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Yes
Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes
Cried During A Movie: Yes, Bambi, Boo-hoo!
Had A One Night Stand: Just loads of them!

Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Yes Hubba Bubba is best, If you change your mind it's ok for a couple of hours!
Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes, my wife so I could fuck me!!
Cried During A Movie: Yes, my wedding video.  If I watch it in reverse I emerge a free man!
Had A One Night Stand: None that I've been proud of.  If you were you'd see them again wouldn't you!

Mucky, I think we've all cried during that movie mate!! Ha Ha

SG69

Stolen anything: Yes... And I still feel awful about it. But, on the other hand, I learnt my lesson. I didn't eat dog chocolate from Pet City ever again.

Been drunk before noon: Not in recollection... I don't really 'drink' anymore though.

Had sex in a public place: Nope.

Got caught telling a lie: Enough times to make me think that I should at least be more skilled at it.

Got a speeding ticket: No, I haven't learnt to drive.

Been arrested: No.

Littered: No.

Fantasised about a co-worker: Do fellow students or lecturers count?!

Cheated on a test: Yes.

Cheated in a relationship: Yes, and learnt quite a bit from it. It's not a regret.

Failed a class: Nope.

Screened your phone calls: Every time it rings.

Eaten food off the floor: 3- 5 second rule- 1 min- oh what the hell, it makes no difference. Yes.

Wished you were someone else: Yes.

Cried during a movie: Quite a few times. The most embarassing time was during a showing of Boys Don't Cry, surrounded by near strangers. I don't know how many people fell for the gruff throat clearing, while I became unusually interested in my shoelaces...

Had a one-night stand: No.

Stuck gum under a desk: Just under a bar table. It was dark, and people were probably too drunk to be bothered about it! But I still feel bad...

Stolen Anything:  Yeah when I was a kid

Been Drunk Before Noon:  Only after starting the night befor.. Dont drink now tho

Had Sex In A Public Place: Only foreplay

Got Caught Telling A Lie: Nope

Got A Speeding Ticket:  Not yet

Been Arrested:  Nope

Littered: No I hate that people do that 

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yeah once or twice

Cheated On A Test: No

Cheated In A Relationship: Never have.. Never will

Failed A Class: More than likely.. I was hardly ever at school.

Screened Your Phone Calls:  Usually.. I like to avoid the ex lol

Eaten Food Off The Floor: Only when the 3 second rule applies

Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Nope.. Don't like gum

Wished You Were Someone Else: Yeah all the time

Cried During A Movie: Only when I'm watching them alone as I hate people seeing me cry lol

Had A One Night Stand:  Yeah unfortunatly.. Hey I was 17 what can I say lol

Stolen Anything:  Yes, sort of!

Been Drunk Before Noon:  Yep!

Had Sex In A Public Place: Oh yes, just the once- on honeymoon!

Got Caught Telling A Lie: No

Got A Speeding Ticket:  No

Been Arrested:  No

Littered: Not deliberately!

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Who hasn't?

Cheated On A Test: No

Cheated In A Relationship: Yes

Failed A Class: No

Screened Your Phone Calls:  Yesl

Eaten Food Off The Floor: Yep! It's the 10 second rule here!

Stuck Gum Under A Desk: No

Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes

Cried During A Movie: Yes

Had A One Night Stand:  Yes, just the one, many years ago, in a tent!

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Since I’m new and all…

Stolen Anything: Yes, probably too often.
Been Drunk Before Noon: Actually, no I haven’t.
Had Sex In A Public Place: Does the side of a public road count? I would guess so.
Got Caught Telling A Lie: You bet. I’m such a bad liar.
Got A Speeding Ticket: not yet. ;)
Been Arrested: Nope.
Littered: Unfortunately I have, though I always feel pretty bad about it.
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: If I was employed, sure.
Cheated On A Test: Absolutely.
Cheated In A Relationship: Nope.
Failed A Class: No.
Screened Your Phone Calls: Caller ID works wonders.
Eaten Food Off The Floor: rarely.
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: *checks desk* that would be a yes.
Wished You Were Someone Else: Don’t we all.
Cried During A Movie: Way too often! I’m such a baby.
Had A One Night Stand: Never!

Erm. . .Howdy PinkPassion!

Welcome to the forums, hope you stick around here!

SG69 x