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Mucky Duck
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That's the idea, it'll swell up like a blind cobblers thumb!  I've got a bit left if you want to try it!

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I'm size 12 for shoes, and I've never measured my cock, but after seeing the OA blog then if this shoe size thing is true then some of them be size 15 at least!

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sexelle wrote:

ok guys, we have been wondering if there is any truth to the tale, big feet = ect

so could you let us have this info, it is of national importance

shoe size - 11

cock length- 7

cock girth - 5.0"

oh and for me

middle finger size - R4" L4"

and can you touch your nose with your tongue Nope still got me teeth!!!!

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sexelle wrote:

ok guys, we have been wondering if there is any truth to the tale, big feet = ect

so could you let us have this info, it is of national importance

shoe size -

cock length-

cock girth - 6.5 inches sorry underguestmated the first time!! but just got hard and measured.

oh and for me

middle finger size -

and can you touch your nose with your tongue

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stupid question , but where/how do you measure you knob ?

and by where i don't mean in the privacy of the toilet in your own home

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Press it in as far as you can, you will still not get to it's root!! use poetic licence at the othe end of the organ and similarly when wrapping round, don't pull very tight!!!

Think you'll find that's the universal formula.

TB

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.........and so Von Richter?????

TB

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tallboy247 wrote:

.........and so Von Richter?????

TB

not got a fabric tape measure

and having a few difficulties in the stiffness dept at present  to get any sort of accurate measurement

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redapple wrote:

VonRichter wrote:

tallboy247 wrote:

.........and so Von Richter?????

TB

not got a fabric tape measure

and having a few difficulties in the stiffness dept at present  to get any sort of accurate measurement

Does it matter ........ just guess and write that down   ................. xx

theres no point in lying about the size ,  as one day i will get found out

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VonRichter wrote:

redapple wrote:

VonRichter wrote:

tallboy247 wrote:

.........and so Von Richter?????

TB

not got a fabric tape measure

and having a few difficulties in the stiffness dept at present  to get any sort of accurate measurement

Does it matter ........ just guess and write that down   ................. xx

theres no point in lying about the size ,  as one day i will get found out

O no you wont !!!!

Tallboy

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 If you don't have a fabric tape measure, then use a piece of string, tie a knot at the measuring point and measure that.

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Isn’t the most accurate way to measure length to do it on the flop and stretch it out and then measure to the pubic bone thingey at the base?? Late night channel 4 when younger trying to see some boobs on a plastic surgery show, thinks that’s where i heard it:p

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No it doesn't matter! Learn how to use what you got!

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i know i have to wear size 8 shoes, got a high instep and wide foot, if it wasn't for that i could easily fit on a pair of 7's

will get round to measuring mine soon,

but i do know that the distance between end of thumb and little finger when stretched out is 8"

There are many different sayings about if you have this size of something then your cock will be the same size,

but i should imagine, some will but most wont conform to the sayings.

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Hiya oldbutalive, have you noticed whethe things have moved south over time, and did the migration have any effect upon length?? just wondered.

TB

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What a question... hmmmmmmmm

hadn't really noticed a huge difference except that it doesn't stand completely upright to attention,

not as bad as half mast yet lol.

More like 3/4 to attention on most occassions, but i can certainly tell you, when the hormones are ragging becuase OH is getting me all steamed up, then yes it still manages to stand completely upright as it used to do when young.

As for the overall lenght, without getting the OH to actually measure it, i haven't noticed any decline in the lenght, might have something to do with the fact i have the blood pressure of a 19 yr old, well thats what my doc says, low pressure for an old foggy

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Good to hear the hydraulics are working oba, for my own part it gets like wood after 4-5 days without, has always stood bolt up, flat against my stomach......makes it tricky to get in sometimes!!!

Tallboy

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i bet

but what surprised the OH when we first started seeing each other was this,

it stayed hard for quite a long time after orgasm

i thought that was normal... or is it?

tallboy247
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I find it happens sometimes, kinda depends what is in my head at the time!!!

TB

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its about quality not quantity..

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