odd items

What I would like to ask, (or should that be type?) is this; What is the oddest item of the 'ADULT'  line you have found, annd where? 

I'll start with this: I work in a supermarket, as a till-operator, yesterday, (sat 12 Nov) came back from  my tea break, and on the floor was a thing, rather dampish, and a couple of inches away was a mini rabbit , still buzzing away all by itself, no-one anywhere near!  I love'ed to have been on the till, when the climax happened!! 

 I should havr typed THONG

Lols! That is a bit bizzare! I would be far too afraid to try and get away with that!

Um.. I don't think I have ever found anything strange to be honest. Except a worn underwear bin in a charity shop...