I've had it

This single life is doing my head in

I need a man!

Any volunteers?

The spirit is willing but, alas, the flesh is weak.

Happy Hunting

M4S

love the futurama reference.

*hides*

*joins Man queue* I'm standing behind you HB, Part time will do lol

"Man queue", now if it's one single thing that Brits used to lead the world in it's queuing :)

Forward men!, follow me!, together we stand!, divided we fall! :).

Mad4Sex wrote:

"Man queue", now if it's one single thing that Brits used to lead the world in it's queuing :)

Forward men!, follow me!, together we stand!, divided we fall! :).

And fall we shall lol  

Crag69 oh no you cant fall..stiff upper lip young chap..man queues away..listen to Mad4Sex he will lead the battalion..dont dismay Hells bells and Jass hope is around that corner..SG Im surprised ..usually your a red hot jalapeno of charisma..what happened ..or are the ultra lucious HB and J too much for your mojo sweet man??

selphi wrote:

oh no you cant fall..stiff upper lip young chap..man queues away..listen to Mad4Sex he will lead the battalion..dont dismay Hells bells and Jass hope is around that corner..SG Im surprised ..usually your a red hot jalapeno of charisma..what happened ..or are the ultra lucious HB and J too much for your mojo sweet man??

well said

selphi wrote:

Crag69 oh no you cant fall..stiff upper lip young chap..man queues away..listen to Mad4Sex he will lead the battalion..dont dismay Hells bells and Jass hope is around that corner..SG Im surprised ..usually your a red hot jalapeno of charisma..what happened ..or are the ultra lucious HB and J too much for your mojo sweet man??

 Why stand and fight with horny women when you can let them have their way with you?

"The Charge of the Horny Brigade", into the the valley of the cleavage rode the 5000. :)

Mad4Sex wrote:

"The Charge of the Horny Brigade", into the the valley of the cleavage rode the 5000. :)

They can take our land, they can take our toys, they can our freedom, but they will never take our sex drive's!!!

"We shall NEVER surrender", oh, hang on, wait a minute, that doesn't sound right at all does it?!.

"Cry God for Horny, England and St.George" that's better.

 Hay wow hold on am scottish and er well we apear to have a conflict of interest there. lol but for this day lets lay down our arms and celebrate these fine women now where did I put that condom. 

I'll drink to that, slàinte mhòr!

Lets do this then grrabs dildo, lube, armor and condom and falls in line.

Oi! Leave the drink alone lol and get back on the case! we need men ;O)

jass wrote:

Oi! Leave the drink alone lol and get back on the case! we need men ;O)

By god were losing men like chocolate bunny's in a desert reccomend retreat sir.

Okay men don't SHOOT till you see the whites of their eyes!.

Cover me I'm going in!.

 Lol you want me to shoot in her eye thats going to hurt!

Private Ryan lay down covering fire.