Have you ever.....a place to tell all your bad sex expieriences

Go for it thats what we are here for XD

my inlaws are the laziest, most discusting people ive ever met, they dont clean their house, all they do is go to work, come home, smoke bout 50 a day each and then drink themselves into oblivion. discusting

whirlybird wrote:

Oh Toyman, you can't possibly leave us hanging like that!  My imagination is running on overdrive trying to work out how your missus ended in hospital!

Well seeing as you insist Whirly ;)  she was shoved face first through a glass door by her mother, luckily she didn't get any major cuts ( nothing life threatening anyway) & she was in hospital for a week, while I had to fend off her 2 brothers who blamed me for it. Almost put me off everything for a while.

oh toyman thats awful, why do families feel like they can blame everyone else apart from themselves? glad she didnt get too badly hurt though xxxx

Thanks sexymel :D We don't have to have anything to do with them now as we live 70+ miles away, it's always the way with some families though.

Toyman, that's truly appaling, I'm sorry I was nosy and asked.  Families are a bloody nightmare aren't they?  My sister seems to be properly pissed off that I have announced my engagement, so with her current attitude, I'm not risking asking her to the wedding - no way, no how!

Sexychic wrote:

Ouch Pixie im wincing at the thought

I know it wasn't great! Still isn't. I am terrible though... I am always banging my head and arms and legs I end up covered in bruises... Sex is quite dangerous really!!

whirly just ignore her, dont let her dampen your mood, its a great thing being engaged so you enjoy every min of it. how are the plans coming on? xx

Hey Mel, did let it get to me for a wee while, but my goregeous man talked me back down out of the stratosphere, and ignoring her seems to be the best bet

And, just to keep this on topic, one of my less bad experiences was "having" to tell her that I had snogged and slept with the man she had just started going out with......  Ok, I'd had him a few weeks before they hooked up, but her face was still a picture

Yep ignoring them is the best way to go, is your sister jealous cause you got in there first with an engagement?

Sadly not Toyman - she's my elder sister, already trashed one marriage (to the man I snogged!), now seeing his best friend.....  Guess some people just can't stand others being happy eh?

You know the best way to deal with someone like that apart from ignoring them? being happy, it really gets right up their noses. :D

man this is a cool chat room :)

well at least your not letting it get ontop of you! and kissing her ex is class if you look at how shes behaving now hahaha

@ mini-salad, it's a great forum, isn't it?  A lot to learn, and lots of fun and giggles to be had along the way

@ mel, trying hard not to let her get to me, and I have to say that the OH is fab at keeping me from exploding!

Inlaws!!!! They never freakin stay out my bfs room it does my head in!! His mum came in the other morning at 9am and started cleaning up our drink telling us how bad it was then started picking up my clothes off the floor and folding them all while I was still naked :S My bfs in his early 20s btw! I've started leaving condoms around and being really loud during sex though which has helped ;)

ohyeah:) wrote:

Inlaws!!!! They never freakin stay out my bfs room it does my head in!! His mum came in the other morning at 9am and started cleaning up our drink telling us how bad it was then started picking up my clothes off the floor and folding them all while I was still naked :S My bfs in his early 20s btw! I've started leaving condoms around and being really loud during sex though which has helped ;)

that is class although i tried it when he still lived at home and it didnt work lol

i'll add one then, help the thread going.

so here i am trying like a trooper to give a ex of mine the time of here life, she's lying on th sofa legs one and i'm on my knees in between slighly drunk and going a storm (doing quite well i thank you). all of a sudden i see her small yapper type dog coming in from the other room which then preceeds to walk across, place itself between my legs and start to lick my ass cheek. it is nearly impossible to carry on with that happening

PMSL Barman!  Must get the Other Half to write about one our first sexual encounters, not long into our relationship, when he was similarly put off his stride by one of my dogs jumping on the bed and tickling his bum..... with their tail!  Aparently there's nothing like having a dog's tail stroking your ass to kill the mood!

Oi stay on topic !!!

Tallboy