Have you ever.....a place to tell all your bad sex expieriences

Hmphh i cant spell experience i dont think but hey shutup i tried its a difficult word.....moving on
was just wondering wether anyone has had a bad expiereince...This being condoms splitting or something,ummmm i dont know like coming on during or something :S Well keep me posted














MiNi

i had  case of mr floppy once nowt else thou that i can think of..

Kids waking up mid sesh, and being caught in the pub toilets by my mums boyf when we were  young 17yr olds

i used to go out with someone many years ago, we was doing a bit of underage drinking (as you do lol) at a pub near to us, so we decided to go out back and get it on but as he was pounding me he got a nettle sting on his balls, it was pretty bad and it must've been intense because things started to desende(cant spell) and he started to have a epileptic fit while still inside me, that was something awful that happened to me x

Well i was expecting the mr floppy cos i mean that happens to alot of us (me included)
but nettle stings on the sack MAN!! that was a supirse hit ...hope he was ok:S
but still great story :) and yes underage drinking :)






also i recently ordered some shit condoms etc toys any one know when they will dispatch i ordered them today at like 12

they will get despatched today or tomorrow if from lh

he was fine once he'd come round

I had sex with this guy and he was being all porney, but not in a good way, like he thought he was amazing, when actually he was rubbish! and he was really over exaggerate and came after 5mins and was like WOW that was amazing....

Im sure you can understand how i felt.

Ewwwwww, where to start?  So many unpleasant experiences, all from my younger days. 

How about the guy I had lusted after for months at college.  He was tall, dark and all goth-ey, cool as anything and chose me as his buddy - Ooh, I was sooooo lucky.   Anyhoo, after a few months, we had a few too many beers, and fell into bed together.  As the clothes peeled off, I felt so horny, really looking forward to the action to come.  We were pretty much undressed, and snogging away like billy-oh, when I started running my hands down his back..............................  WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

Sorry!  Posted by mistake!

Anyways, where was I?  Ooh yes, running hands down his back to discover........

Boils the size of Gob Stoppers!  Eeeeeewwwwww!  Huge, puss filled, yellow headed boils all over his back!  I was nearly sick on the spot., and couldn't get out that bed quickly enough.

I'm afraid my drunken, 19 year old self really didn't handle the situation well, and probably hurt the poor guy's feelings badly.  Needless to say, we never really spoke after that....

haaha thats hilarious

I've had a condom split before, my oldest son is proof that condoms on their own are just not enough. :D The missus & I got caught mid session by her mother one day as well, I'll spare you all the gory details but the missus ended up in hospital because of it.

TheToyMan wrote:

I've had a condom split before, my oldest son is proof that condoms on their own are just not enough. :D The missus & I got caught mid session by her mother one day as well, I'll spare you all the gory details but the missus ended up in hospital because of it.

Oh Toyman, you can't possibly leave us hanging like that!  My imagination is running on overdrive trying to work out how your missus ended in hospital!

This isn't exactly the worst experience...but it left me totally turned off and not knowing what to do!

Went out, ended up going back to a girls place, started kissing and touching all the usual. Clothes come off and eventually she's lying on her bed in nothing but her panties and I get up to enjoy the view and take off my jeans...but as I'm looking at her, she wraps her arms around her upper body and cowers into a ball and says, "don't look at me".

I didnt really know what to do or say, but obviously told her not to be silly and how hot she looks to me etc... but for me it was a huge turn off and really killed the moment! Chilled out for a little while longer and then made my excuses and left!

Makes me appreciate the over the top diva like confidence Mrs Strapon posesses!

Taking the morning after pill TWICE in the same week because the condom slipped off (different positions, he was hard, condoms we got from the FP place the second time)  But I think he may not have had a big enough girth actually.

Then there was the getting caught by security in the toilets together.  Embarassing but survivable.

Embarressing and Painful...

The other day me and the boyf were getting down to it and he was doing some finger work and well caught me and upon turning the lights we discovered there was blood everywhere cos he managed to cut me with his nail, luckily even though embarressing we managed to laugh it off, but a bit of a passion killer and suffice to say I am still a bit sore!

The worse one i've heard of !! A friend of mine lived in barking on the a13 and one day he was waling down the a13 and he saw a car crash into the back of another car then he saw blood all over the wind screen so he walk over find out why !! and what had happened was the guy who was driving had been gettng a blowjob off his girlfriend at the time of the crash and she hard biten off his penis as the car crashed...

Ouch Pixie im wincing at the thought

that is some scary shit, can you imagine someone biting off your knob???

i have hubbys parents walk in on us and actually stand there and ask what we wanted for tea, they wouldn't get the hint and leave though

suppose thats one more reason to hate the inlaws XD :)

dont get me started on the bloody inlaws!!!