• I'm feeling nice...

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    Suzywong [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney - Cazz wrote:

    Who wants a http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=29072 for free in exchange for a review?

    If you just screamed 'YES!!'

    Tell me the most embarrassing mishap you've experienced whilst being sexy!

      hehe!!

    maybe if we get enough responses me and the girls here will share ours!! 

    Come on then Cazz you said you would spill the beans !!  Or does this have something to do with you being naughty in tonights prog?...

    I know.... you have been cought at work trying out the latest products ?! hehehehe   Sorry only joking x

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    IrishRose [sign in to see picture]
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    YES

    A night of drinking and a very drunken dry hump eneded when we fell in the middle of the dance floor and pulled down most of the people on it 

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    Ron Burgundy [sign in to see picture]
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    Can't compete with any of these so won't even try. If it was my decision it would be a toss up between stuburns and fluffbags.

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    Miss Pussycat [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh Yes

    Getting caught with the bosses son, first time on the bosses desk, the second by the boss and an inspector in the Celler. 

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    Miss Pussycat [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh then there was the time I was sat in the front of the car on Torpoint Ferry, OH was busy with his fingers when I realised a group of men were stood upstairs on the ferry watching.

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    myghost [sign in to see picture]
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    mines pretty tame after fooling around having fun with one of my toys i stuffed it in my jacket pocket intending to put it away forgot about it went out and it fell out i'm sure people saw i couldn't grab it fast enough

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    Brooke. [sign in to see picture]
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    This thread has made my night! Genius.

    Unfortunately I've not got any crazy stories, it does however remind me of times that I've gone down on my OH - kneeling over him on the bed when suddenly I get an unexplained fit of giggles! The vibrations then sent him wild, causing me to giggle even more and resulted in a reverse ejaculation where I spray his cum right back at him, covering the bed and groin area! He wasn't too impressed having to clean up after what should have been neat buisness, but he seemed to enjoy the reaction!

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    Mr-Mrs-Sexy [sign in to see picture]
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    YES!

    1st, having sex with my ex in bed! her dads comes homes storms in to the room and says "ive got to rush to a meeting but my computer isnt working can you fix it asap" this would have been fine however he wanted me to come downstairs to fix it and i was in the middle of something under the covers

    2nd pulled my groin trying to help my OH put on latex leggins could not move.

    3rd farted during a 69 on a one night stand

    4th at uni and was awfully drunk, got a text from a girl to come to hers. ran over to her house tried to be sexy by picking her up and throw her on the bed.... i missed the bed and threw her at the wall (she saw the funny side thankfully)

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    KinkyFuckery [sign in to see picture]
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    HELL YES ! Me please

    Most embrassing  I have to say is when I was with my first ex he was fucking me and next minute his bango string snapped on his cock blood was plusing out of his cock I howled laughing I dont know what its really call he squeel like a girl serves him right for being too rough lol 

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    PinkPolkaDot [sign in to see picture]
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    KinkyFuckery wrote:

    HELL YES ! Me please

    Most embrassing  I have to say is when I was with my first ex he was fucking me and next minute his bango string snapped on his cock blood was plusing out of his cock I howled laughing I dont know what its really call he squeel like a girl serves him right for being too rough lol 

    You mean he tore his frenulum? That doesn't sound funny! I've heard it's quite painful.

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    Lovehoney - Cazz [sign in to see picture]
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    Well... Now reading these it seems I have nothing to worry about! :P
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    Lovehoney - Cazz [sign in to see picture]
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    We had some giggles here at LHHQ reading these! I would love to reply to everyone but it would take me all day! So the winners are:

    *Drum roll please* *cough cough*

    amandammmm - your medley of mishaps had me in stitches I first thought gosh, what if they happened all in one night! Haha 

    &

    blonde vixen13 - that was quick thinking with the whole trip to the shower + hilarious. 

    Enjoy your iRabbit Vibrators, I will post them today! x

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    DavidB1986 [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations Amanda and BV! :-) 

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    delilahxx [sign in to see picture]
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    Congrats girls :)

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    crazy horse [sign in to see picture]
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    Well done guys!

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    French Fancy [sign in to see picture]
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    Well done girls, I have just laughed so much at reading your posts my side aches  xxx

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    LadyS [sign in to see picture]
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    Congrats girlies :) x

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    blonde vixen13 [sign in to see picture]
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    Aww thanks. This makes all the rubbish sex with that ex worth while x

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    Scorpius12 [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations ladies :) xx

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    Stuburns [sign in to see picture]
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    Well done guys. Seriously wish I hadn't spilled my beans. 20+ years I haven't told anyone about that incident. Back down to the depths of my forgotten memories it goes!

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