• Lovehoney Sex Toy Testers 2014

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    pinkanimal [sign in to see picture]
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    Cheap&Easy wrote:

    I need boobs for half of that stuff :(

    ha ha i need a flat belly for most of it!

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    pinkanimal wrote:

    PurringTiger wrote:

    The snelling plug is gorgeous but I hope people take into consideration it's a large before adding it. Seen reviews all too often with eyes bigger than bellies and then it gets an unfair review :(

    I agree with you Scorps they are gorgeous but I think this one is just WOW for me http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=26780

    pretty sure i'd be ok with it but yeah its defo not for beginners!

    It's only a 3.75 inch circumference, so more of a medium. Not for beginners, but fine for PA, David, or me.

    Only thing for it - fight by the bike sheds after school to see who gets it!

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    Cheap&Easy [sign in to see picture]
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    Who fancies giving me £4k for bigger boobs? I just want to be average!! Fed up with being an ironing board now! LOL!

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    pinkanimal [sign in to see picture]
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    StHubbins wrote:

    pinkanimal wrote:

    PurringTiger wrote:

    The snelling plug is gorgeous but I hope people take into consideration it's a large before adding it. Seen reviews all too often with eyes bigger than bellies and then it gets an unfair review :(

    I agree with you Scorps they are gorgeous but I think this one is just WOW for me http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=26780

    pretty sure i'd be ok with it but yeah its defo not for beginners!

    It's only a 3.75 inch circumference, so more of a medium. Not for beginners, but fine for PA, David, or me.

    Only thing for it - fight by the bike sheds after school to see who gets it!

    yeah st we are anal testing team pmsl

    warning, im a female so 1- i fight dirty and 2- you have to let me win coz im female 

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    Cheap&Easy wrote:

    Who fancies giving me £4k for bigger boobs? I just want to be average!! Fed up with being an ironing board now! LOL!

    Well, if Cazz pops a boob job on the testers list I'll fight you for it! Lol

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    Well I'm not going to fight anyone for it, however I would say whoever does get chosen, keep it quiet :P Otherwise I will be green with envy :P 

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    It's not the size with steel plugs, they are generally smaller than other plugs in the same size category, it's the weight that makes the difference.

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    DavidB1986 [sign in to see picture]
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    Indeed PT - whilst I haven't used a steel plug, I do have a steel dildo which is amazing, and a couple of other 'weighty' anal toys - the heavier, the better if you ask me. 

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    pinkanimal wrote:

    StHubbins wrote:

    pinkanimal wrote:

    PurringTiger wrote:

    The snelling plug is gorgeous but I hope people take into consideration it's a large before adding it. Seen reviews all too often with eyes bigger than bellies and then it gets an unfair review :(

    I agree with you Scorps they are gorgeous but I think this one is just WOW for me http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=26780

    pretty sure i'd be ok with it but yeah its defo not for beginners!

    It's only a 3.75 inch circumference, so more of a medium. Not for beginners, but fine for PA, David, or me.

    Only thing for it - fight by the bike sheds after school to see who gets it!

    yeah st we are anal testing team pmsl

    warning, im a female so 1- i fight dirty and 2- you have to let me win coz im female 

    I'll have to try to distract you with the portable sex machine

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    DavidB1986 [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh Em Gee

    A portable sex machine?! I will certainly be willing to test that - if only to see the look on my husbands face.. haha that is epic! Oh my... 

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    PurringTiger [sign in to see picture]
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    Go for it David!

    Not sure I'd be up for that, it scares me a bit lol

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    I'm not sure if I'm scared of or impressed by the sex machine! Not as if I have the room for it anyway, no matter how portable it is.

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    Haha I'm game to give anything a try - in all fairness, that's probably best going to a lady or a m/f or f/f couple - considering most of those (if not all) of those attachments are designed for a lady!

    Although yes, it would terrify my husband, but it would be totally worth it - and he's always saying how much he loves watching me pleasure myself... :p

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    Ha! I can just imagine what the conversation would be if I got that!

    Me: babes, I'm getting another tester.

    Him: what now?

    Me: it's a portable sex machine

    Him: I'll pack my bag so.......

    Me: Will you come back and cut the grass once a week?

    Lol!

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    PurringTiger [sign in to see picture]
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    HAHA CH! Brilliant :)

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    crazy horse wrote:

    Ha! I can just imagine what the conversation would be if I got that!

    Me: babes, I'm getting another tester.

    Him: what now?

    Me: it's a portable sex machine

    Him: I'll pack my bag so.......

    Me: Will you come back and cut the grass once a week?

    Lol!

    My worry is that if the OH gets one of these as well, then I'm redundant:

    http://www.robomow.com/en-USA/

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    Liquidsugar [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh my! That sex machine is something else! 

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    wreck it ralph [sign in to see picture]
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    Would love to see the look on airport staff's face when your suitcase went through xray if that was packed to go on holiday, it would need to be fully charged before you went to the US!

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    Well i've taken it off my list - not sure we are the right people to review it - although I hope whoever does get it, has a bloody good time with it! 

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    I'm gettin spoilt!! I'm gettin this… http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=29283 :D thankyouu Cazz Xx

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