• Design A Sex Toy - Ideas from the 'maybe not' drawer..

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    Ruth [sign in to see picture]
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    Ever wondered what goes on in the minds of sex toy inventors?  Sometimes it's sheer genius and sometimes it's...not quite.

    Here are a few designs from our last competition that didn't quite make the shortlist:

    Cocktus

    Backspace

    Fairy Fun

    Knuckle Thruster

    Secret Squirrel

    Cum Guard

    Fantasy Fingers

    Whizzer Mega Vibe

    Green Eyed Monster

    Dragon Tail Butt Plug

    Promiscuous Pincer

    Genius = Yes.  Sexy  = You decide!

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    diamonds [sign in to see picture]
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    I love the Dragon Tail! It's sooooo for that guy who's got a dragon tattoed on his "whatsit"!

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    Ha ha those are great!  Agree the dragon tail is probably the best.

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    Ecksvie [sign in to see picture]
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    Haha, I really want a cocktus now!

    I'd totally leave that out on my window and nobody would suspect a thing!

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    Morbidia [sign in to see picture]
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    i love the dragons tail too! Looks funky ^_^

    Although...would probably be a tad humourous during the act, hehe x x x

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    DreadHead [sign in to see picture]
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    For geek couples everywhere... Spyro is no longer just cute, hes fucking horny!

    Sell the dragons tail at a comic con, i swear theyd sell out within the day! I'd buy one!

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    DreadHead [sign in to see picture]
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     Gotta be honest, dont think the knuckle thruster's that bad either! Maybe a tad fringe outside of that scene...

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    evey [sign in to see picture]
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    Yeah, srsly, the dragon tail would have been pretty awesome.

    For some reason just the word 'cocktus' made me lol. Absolute genius.

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    Jem-x [sign in to see picture]
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    The idea of a Squirrel on my bits would make me laugh too much to be turned on lol

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    evey [sign in to see picture]
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    What I'd like to see, though, is a Cocktopus. Unless there already is such a thing...

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    DreadHead wrote:

    For geek couples everywhere... Spyro is no longer just cute, hes fucking horny!

    Sell the dragons tail at a comic con, i swear theyd sell out within the day! I'd buy one!

     And Sparx is totally getting it on with little miss Fairy Fun~

    I would love that dragon butt plug (if it were silicone and real) because it looks so cute!

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