Design A Sex Toy - Ideas from the 'maybe not' drawer..

Ever wondered what goes on in the minds of sex toy inventors?  Sometimes it's sheer genius and sometimes it's...not quite.

Here are a few designs from our last competition that didn't quite make the shortlist:

Cocktus

Backspace

Fairy Fun

Knuckle Thruster

Secret Squirrel

Cum Guard

Fantasy Fingers

Whizzer Mega Vibe

Green Eyed Monster

Dragon Tail Butt Plug

Promiscuous Pincer

Genius = Yes.  Sexy  = You decide!

I love the Dragon Tail! It's sooooo for that guy who's got a dragon tattoed on his "whatsit"!

Ha ha those are great!  Agree the dragon tail is probably the best.

Haha, I really want a cocktus now!

I'd totally leave that out on my window and nobody would suspect a thing!

i love the dragons tail too! Looks funky ^_^

Although...would probably be a tad humourous during the act, hehe x x x

For geek couples everywhere... Spyro is no longer just cute, hes fucking horny!

Sell the dragons tail at a comic con, i swear theyd sell out within the day! I'd buy one!

 Gotta be honest, dont think the knuckle thruster's that bad either! Maybe a tad fringe outside of that scene...

Yeah, srsly, the dragon tail would have been pretty awesome.

For some reason just the word 'cocktus' made me lol. Absolute genius.

The idea of a Squirrel on my bits would make me laugh too much to be turned on lol

What I'd like to see, though, is a Cocktopus. Unless there already is such a thing...

DreadHead wrote:

For geek couples everywhere... Spyro is no longer just cute, hes fucking horny!

Sell the dragons tail at a comic con, i swear theyd sell out within the day! I'd buy one!

 And Sparx is totally getting it on with little miss Fairy Fun~

I would love that dragon butt plug (if it were silicone and real) because it looks so cute!