• beer in anus

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    mrsorgasmatron [sign in to see picture]
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    Call me crazy but last night I was having a pint at the local pub and I fantasized lifting my bum up, having it opened with the speculum and pouring the dam drink down the open hole. Like an ass smothie, but with beer instead. Has anyone done it before? I will see if my slave is willing to help on that one.

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    kinkycop [sign in to see picture]
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    you could get yeast infection in the bowls!

    I know someone that used veggy oil as lub and got yest infection!!! yuuck! 

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    I've heard of this with red wine or Champers! It burns like fuck apparently.

    A mate told me! :P

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    Tomcatter [sign in to see picture]
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     I heard of Vodka soaked tampons!

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    AA- It's "always" a mate, yes!

    I can't go around saying I've had champaign poured into my ass now, can I? ;)

    Hope you're okay lovely. SG x

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    Tomcatter wrote:

     I heard of Vodka soaked tampons!

     

    it's a myth http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/vodka.asp

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    Tomcatter [sign in to see picture]
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     Thanks for clearing that up sweetlove :)

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    Incendiaire [sign in to see picture]
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    I remember some Welsh guy on that awful MTV show "Dirty Sanchez" used a funnel to pour a bottle of beef into his ass, then he expelled it into a pint glass and drank it.

    I'm not quite sure why you'd want to try this. Alcohol can be absorbed via the intestine if you're really that desperate to get tipsy, but don't like the taste, just don't use anything too strong as the membranes there are sensitive, and you're likely to experience discomfort.

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     http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html

    not a good idea, the darwin awards always give good reasons not to :)

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    Rachey 28 [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi all,

    I remember once at school someone saying about milk being poured into one hole or another! Sounded fun! I know theres allways a risk of usen things like food items etc but you can still think and have it as a fantisy xx

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    yeah seen milky lookng substances squirting out of womens arseholes on various porn sites

    dont know if it is but its so wet deffinately not cum

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    GPB [sign in to see picture]
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    Beer in the anus? Tried champagne in the pussy, that was nice but I was quite drunk at the time.

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    I've tried it before with banana milk.  I didn't have a speculum though, I used a squeezy sports bottle lol!  It was very very messy, but also incredibly arousing.  This was of course inspired by the aforementioned ass smoothie.

    I've seen a similar sort of thing in a video, a girl did an ass smoothie with a blended cocktail of pizza and beer.  Sounds weird I know, but I found this a huge turn on.  She did then drink it all down.  Can't say I know whether she got a yeast infection or not though! 

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    Maybe try doing it with carbonated water? I don't know if this is actually safe or not, but it might have the same feeling without the yeast and sugars.

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    Johnny Roach [sign in to see picture]
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    ^^^

    that's probably a much safer option than using beer.  I wonder if you can feel the bubbles 

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