• Caption Competition - May 2011

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    Lovehoney - Alice [sign in to see picture]
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    A tricky picture this month - give us your best captions!

    There will be one overall winner who wins a selection of goodies from their wishlist. 

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    sharry [sign in to see picture]
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    " Do you think the T shirt is a bit much?"

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    suze9 [sign in to see picture]
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    If going blonde means Hella will like me then blonde it is.

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    suze9 [sign in to see picture]
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    Hella wonders if the collar matches the cuffs.

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    rach74 [sign in to see picture]
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    do you think i need to die my eyebrows to match my hair sweety

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    Satoshi [sign in to see picture]
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    When the photo shoot called for a set of stunning blonde twins, Hella knew she had to get creative...

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    S&S [sign in to see picture]
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    "Adjust the collar and. . .right, well I'm ready to try on your amusing wig whenever you are."

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    rose hip [sign in to see picture]
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    This T is SO 80s. Get the scissors, darling. It needs a scoop neck and a scarf.

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    Glasgowguy [sign in to see picture]
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     Less morrissey, more lady gaga.

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    Kasumi [sign in to see picture]
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    "Does my bum look big in this?"

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    chipNroll [sign in to see picture]
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    Dave wanted to prove that the Queen was far from dead...

    Hella's makeover wasn't quite the Charming man look Dave was going for...

    (couldn't resist some Smiths references!)

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    occhiverdi [sign in to see picture]
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     This "instant drag queen kit" wasn't as effective as he'd hoped! 

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    mtunreal69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Hella - " when i say the magic word and shake my fist, your hair will be blonde just like me."

    Dave - " Woah thats clever, could you make it a little longer??"

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    silverdrop [sign in to see picture]
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    Who knew Prince Valiant was a Morrissey fan?

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    MissTerryCleavage [sign in to see picture]
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    Whoever said blondes have more fun was clearly aiming it at Morrissey....

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    horny-youngcouple, 23M, 31F [sign in to see picture]
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    "I told you, blondes have more fun"

    "Thats what i call a Tekker"

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    Ecksvie [sign in to see picture]
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     Lovehoney releases it's new line of blow-up dolls for the gender-confused market.

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    InMe [sign in to see picture]
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    Does my look do the 'Years of Refusal' tours justice??

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    Kasumi [sign in to see picture]
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    "Hella, are you positive it was Just For Men?"

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    Satoshi [sign in to see picture]
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    "These NHS wigs are not what they used to be."

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