Caption Competition - May 2011

A tricky picture this month - give us your best captions!

There will be one overall winner who wins a selection of goodies from their wishlist. 

" Do you think the T shirt is a bit much?"

*I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and... Oh wait this actually suits me*

*Lovehoney Laboratory shows off it's latest cloning technology, big FAIL should stick to sex toys"

If going blonde means Hella will like me then blonde it is.

Hella wonders if the collar matches the cuffs.

do you think i need to die my eyebrows to match my hair sweety

When the photo shoot called for a set of stunning blonde twins, Hella knew she had to get creative...

"Adjust the collar and. . .right, well I'm ready to try on your amusing wig whenever you are."

This T is SO 80s. Get the scissors, darling. It needs a scoop neck and a scarf.

 Less morrissey, more lady gaga.

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Dave wanted to prove that the Queen was far from dead...

Hella's makeover wasn't quite the Charming man look Dave was going for...

(couldn't resist some Smiths references!)

 This "instant drag queen kit" wasn't as effective as he'd hoped! 

Hella - " when i say the magic word and shake my fist, your hair will be blonde just like me."

Dave - " Woah thats clever, could you make it a little longer??"

Who knew Prince Valiant was a Morrissey fan?

Whoever said blondes have more fun was clearly aiming it at Morrissey....

"I told you, blondes have more fun"

"Thats what i call a Tekker"

 Lovehoney releases it's new line of blow-up dolls for the gender-confused market.

Does my look do the 'Years of Refusal' tours justice??