I got this vibrator today! http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=17063 I think it's only through this site that I feel lucky! I was seriously expecting it more to be Monday or Tuesday due to me placing the order on - I think - Thursday. Either that or Wednesday. But since I expected it on Tuesday, I suppose it was Thursday. Thanks Lovehoney! 
I gave it a try - and yes, it's a clitoral vibrator, which is rather amusing, but it does at least do the job and was free - and it felt pretty damn good in the right spot, but is rather loud and I fear my flatmates may be able to hear it and actually know it's coming from my room... 