"KSD-G3 is a series of three anti pull-out devices designed specifically for the CB-6000 male chastity device. Made of skin-safe materials, it fits on to the locking pins and ensures that the penis IF kept facing forward and downwards at all times."
"Who's got a lovely bunch of coconuts? You have! Drop these pert breasts into a bowl of water and within 72 hours they'll have SWOLLED to 600% of their original size - how's that for a handful?! A great gift for guys and gals!"
'Swolled' should be 'swollen' or possibly 'swelled' ('expanded' if you want to make it even easier)?