• Caption Competition....PRIZES TO BE WON!

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    N&Mc [sign in to see picture]
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    Jess clearly misheard Sammi say "Oh put a....in it."

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    "You wanna smell my new deodorant Sammi?"

    "Erm, no thanks Jess - it's made you gag"

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    Jess does her best Madonna pose (minus the hairy armpit) while Sam thinks 'Oh no. She's showing off again but thank goodness she's got her mouth full and can't burst into a rendition of "Like a virgin" this time like her table top performance at the last office party karaoke!'

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    These new gagging orders are a bit extreme

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    Sammi is auditioning Jess for a new Lovehoney feature movie "Eyes wide open... mouth gagged shut."

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    lmh95 [sign in to see picture]
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    Loving all of these comments. So funny and clever. Good luck everyone :)

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    "what do you mean there's still a bit in my teeth?"

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    Leanne was asking the forum members to come up with a bit of a gag for the caption competition

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    rochelleNE [sign in to see picture]
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    meanwhile in lovehoney HQ, things are getting a BIT kinky

    lovehoney- filling every hole since 2002

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    Colonel Lube [sign in to see picture]
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    "Not sure that's how you use a toilet roll holder"

    Lovehoney staff really love their licorice

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    Kinkyhubby [sign in to see picture]
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    Throw it again throw it again

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    Looking at this she is looking like .
    o my days!!!
    what on earth??
    Just why?
    What did i do to desever this... Haha

    all im wondering is if i get oh one will he become hang like a horse too??? 😜

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    If i hold my hair up in a pony tail do i look more horse like??
    Jezz... I so worry about you sometimes..
    you are gurt messed in the head me thinks.😂
    Saying that thou just sick a horse tail ass plug in and ill fetch the crop.

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    Ponies gonna pone.

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    Well she's really got the bit between her teeth x

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    Cj30Cj [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm a horse, RIDE ME

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    Now i just need to insert my rainbow pony tail butt plug and I'm ready for a night of magical horse play with my bestie.....neighhhhh

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    Sammy:
    "No, jess you had been warned, several times, anymore hijacking of my lingerie vids with your bondage items & I'll empose the LH gagging order, you know the rules, you have to wear the" Gag of Shame" for the whole Bank Holiday Weekend!"

    Jess:
    *Inner Monologue* "This is going to go so well with the rest of the outfit I picked out for Saturday night's party..."

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