• Caption Competition....PRIZES TO BE WON!

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    Alicia4Ever [sign in to see picture]
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    Jess when I said don't forget that pony you owed me, I was talking about a £20 note.

    Jess do you have to do this every time we listen to the Grand National.

    Film crew in filming at LH, director -: "I bet there's a fair bit of horsing around, goes on here, could you show us a bit, I'm thinking of putting it in the final cut. Er thats not quite what I had in mind Jess, but don't stop I think it's working for me" !!!

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    mamz [sign in to see picture]
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    Jess: A great gag is all you need. Look how sexy it is

    Sammi: humm, I'll stick to lingerie, thanks.

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    jws2686 [sign in to see picture]
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    "Oh god she is off again... There is no shutting her up once she has the bit between her teeth"

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    Sammy: "Look Jess for the last time I'm not getting my bits out on camera ohh, I see!"

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    Lil_Red_Kinkyboots [sign in to see picture]
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    A 'bit' of teasing from Jess does not work for Sammi

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    1. Sammi wished she'd insisted on a second application of deodorant before Jess' Pony Express demonstration.

    2. To cut back on postage costs, Lovehoney now offers free Jess Express shipping!

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    That's just a "bit" too much to swallow!

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    Modo [sign in to see picture]
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    The first person to say "give the dog a bone" is toast.

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    Modo [sign in to see picture]
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    Now that is one diet too far.

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    Modo [sign in to see picture]
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    "ooting ooper goo on it ish not unny".

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    Sum Sub [sign in to see picture]
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    Sammi was a BIT unimpressed with Jess' attempt at being a BIT crazy.

    Or

    Dance routine synchronisation fail as Lovehoney enters Euro vision contest with oooh ah just a little bit cover version

    Or

    Sammi concentrates hard to name that tune (gag version)

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    The Real Mr Grey [sign in to see picture]
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    If this poodle dont get the idea of how to hold a bone, i give up!

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    The Real Mr Grey [sign in to see picture]
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    When my boyfriend said he had a gag for me, i thought he was gonna tell me a joke!

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    Delboy1991 [sign in to see picture]
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    1) Dont think the pheromone sprays working jess.. take a wiff!..... .

    2) Anything you can do i can do better. . . . 3) do my lips look good in this?
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    Essex Couple [sign in to see picture]
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    "I've got the bit between my teeth & I'm ready for my armpit waxing"

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    Lil_Red_Kinkyboots [sign in to see picture]
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    Jess is demonstrating the new gadget to aid removal of a tight hair bobble. It does nothing for your hair, but it stifles the screams.

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    Lil_Red_Kinkyboots [sign in to see picture]
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    Jess is so proud of her ingenuity for the workplace sponsored silence.

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    sir.nick [sign in to see picture]
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    Singer, singwritter, actress..... lady gag!

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    What do you think?
    If you sore me walk into a room with this in me gob wouldn't you wanna just shag me stupid?

    Ummmm.....No

    But i even shaved look!!

    Yea im good thanks
    Never fancyed humping a horse!!!

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    (Sammi): When I said I was going to gag you if you started shouting at the TV again, that wasn't a threat it was a promise.................................,  that I kept to

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