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    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde [sign in to see picture]
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    Ahahaha!!! I love ALL of these!! 

    You guys rock - keep 'em coming!! 

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Jess interview tape for applying to become lovehoney bondage expert has just been leaked.

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    "Leanne said I should take the reins while she does her theory test - now where did she put the reins?"

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    Kurosaki-Kun [sign in to see picture]
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    This wasn't quite what Jess's dentist had in mind when he had told her she needed to find a way to stop grinding her teeth!

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    GeekyEleanor [sign in to see picture]
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    "Silence... finally!"

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    NatandTom [sign in to see picture]
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    "Jess, will you stop horsing around for five minutes? We've got a live show to do!"

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    Lovinthetoys [sign in to see picture]
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    Sammi was definately having second thoughts about bringing her new partner home to meet the parents

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    Gigglesandjiggles [sign in to see picture]
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    Sammi: "should I fess up where that's been? I love a flared base!"

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    Grumpygit87 [sign in to see picture]
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    Now to saddle you up and off we go

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    lmh95 [sign in to see picture]
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    No, no Jess. It's the "whip nae nae" not the " whip neigh neigh" that's all the rage just now.


    Now watch Jess whip,
    Now watch Jess neigh neigh :)


    Sammi breathes a sigh of relief as she remembers they left the tail plug back in the stockroom!

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    Shadow Collector [sign in to see picture]
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    Me, kinky? Neigh!

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    lmh95 [sign in to see picture]
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    Sam knew that there was no point getting her knickers in a twist while Jess horsed around.


    Jess was determined to get her teeth into the first live Lovehoney Facebook feed.

    The multi -talented Jess shows us yet again that she's no one trip pony!
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    lmh95 [sign in to see picture]
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    Sam squirms a little as she realises that now all her Facebook friends and family have seen this feed that her secret is out and she can no longer say "it's just a dog toy" that she has lying around at home!

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    Modo [sign in to see picture]
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    "These hoop earrings, I am really not sure about the bit in the middle".

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    Thumper the Rabbit [sign in to see picture]
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    "Screw the neigh sayers, Im chomping at the bit for more!"

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    How to tame Wilde

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    Kinkyhubby [sign in to see picture]
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    I only wanted a burger

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    Lil_Red_Kinkyboots [sign in to see picture]
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    Jess to Sammi: who are you going to be for the cosplay party?

    I'm going as Pebbles Flintstone if I can get this bone to stay in my hair.

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    MK7 [sign in to see picture]
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    Here we are today for the 7:30 LH Sweepstakes at Lansdown Hill. In lane number one we have race favourite Court Jesster coming in with odds of 6/9. Her trainer Sammi looks nervous ahead of the start. I'm sure she'll have stern competition today against fellow rivals 3-for-10, Gonzo, and Flirty Knick-Knack. Let's go down to the track now for the start of the race...

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    KinkyMinxMoo [sign in to see picture]
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    Does this make my mouth look big?

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