• Caption Competition....PRIZES

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    MK7 [sign in to see picture]
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    Let's have a little brainstorm here

    "Live action performance of Men At Work's "Land Down Under" taken a little too literally"

    "This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted Richard on the phone!"

    "I was told our new phone system would be great at receiving signals, but it only seems to be good for receiving something else."

    "LoveHoney's expansion in to the communications industry was a resounding failure."

    "No phone sex during working hours!"

    "These new samschlong galaxies really are helping increase work flow around the warehouse."

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    Jezebella [sign in to see picture]
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    KitsiKiki wrote:

    'I thought I heard a cock ring.'

    Hahaha
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    Onlyones [sign in to see picture]
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    "I'm sure your supposed to blow into a didgeridoo"

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    Sxleksaker [sign in to see picture]
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    "Neils girlfriend wanted a ring but he got something else planned for her" :)

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    Loved up man [sign in to see picture]
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    On the phone to the packing department - 'They said it's going to be a tight fit down under'

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    MysticalMayhem [sign in to see picture]
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    David Brent's new assistants decided to help arrange the works team building exercise.

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    Devoted Husband [sign in to see picture]
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    RICHARD: "While Becky is on a break, I am upgrading her phone Neil, with the latest Lovehoney attachment we just released in the Uk".
    NEIL: "What a good idea Dick. I hope she likes the new dick-to-phone extension."
    RICHARD: "I hope she doesn't have wet hands from the bathroom when she returns, It will add a new meaning to a Wet Willy".
    NEIL: "LOL", "Oh Dick, where do you come up with these bad dad jokes."

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    Neil doing a stint in busy customer services "I hear you, size matters". Richard hopeless to help.

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    Jimjam26 [sign in to see picture]
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    "Stop talking bollocks"

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    Jimjam26 [sign in to see picture]
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    "Balls deep in customer service, gobble gobble gobble"

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    sir.nick [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney's new christmas card photoshoot suddenly needs a fill in actor from warehouse to complete the three wise men calling in on mary.

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    hammy kinky couple [sign in to see picture]
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    O this phone vibrates

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Especially for you
    I wanna let you know what I was going through
    All the time we were apart
    I thought of you
    You were in my hand
    My love never changed
    I still feel the same
    as I'm holding this large dildo

    Especially for you
    I wanna tell you I was feeling that way too
    And if dreams were wings, you know
    I would have flown to you
    To be where you are
    No matter how far
    And now that I'm next to you
    In our new Australian HQ

    No more dreaming about tomorrow
    Forget the loneliness and the sorrow
    I've got to say
    It's all because of you
    We now own this rather large dildo

    And now we're back together, together
    I wanna show you my heart is oh so true
    And all the love I have is
    Especially for you
    And our new purchase from lovehoney


    Especially for you
    I wanna tell you, you mean all the world to me
    How I'm certain that our love was meant to be
    You changed my life
    You showed me the way
    And now that I'm next to you
    Joined by our rather large dildo

    I've waited long enough to find you
    I wanna put all the hurt behind you
    Oh, (with a dildo that size)
    And I wanna bring out all the love(honey) inside you, and
    Oh

    And now we're back together, together
    I wanna show you my heart is oh so true
    And all the love I have is
    Especially for you
    And our new purchase from lovehoney

    You were in my heart
    My love never changed
    Because lovehoney will always be there.

    Duet by Neal and Richard.

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    Robbo22 [sign in to see picture]
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    Neals Taking phone sex to a whole new level

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    Reading these have made my Monday lol. But on a more serious note the photograph just go to show you can't always be sure what or who is on the other end of the phone or computer screen. #keep safe peeps x

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    Jezebella [sign in to see picture]
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    "Lovehoney Aus: redefining phone sex one employee at a time"

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    jeffngloria [sign in to see picture]
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    Hey beccy we found this under your desk.if you listen carefully you can smell the ocean.

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    Vanilla_Kink [sign in to see picture]
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    Neal does his best impression of a penis head for Richard.

    Neal never was very good at hide and seek.

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    Modo [sign in to see picture]
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    Hows about these.

    "Oh god I hope thats the tide coming in"

    " And then I pull it out of the other ear".

    You should make this a regular game, at least monthly,

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    bondagegod wrote:

    Trading relations between the UK and Australia have seen big smiles down under with the latest arrivals of goods. Who needs to be in the EU?

    adjusted as there was a spelling mistake.

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