• Caption Competition....PRIZES

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    mysteron [sign in to see picture]
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    " You know when I said we could try that tower building game when it was quiet. Well thats not it Neal "

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    Colonel Lube [sign in to see picture]
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    No I said can you call someone about our grand opening not from a glans opening

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    mysteron [sign in to see picture]
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    " I thought we could set up in competition with Jess's desk "

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    wizdot [sign in to see picture]
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    What’s that Neal? They commissioning a new program and they need a new Ant and Dec for the Bush F*cker Trial.

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    BarginHunta [sign in to see picture]
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    "It's true Richard, if you hold it to your ear you can hear the waves....

    ...of orgasm!"

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    The boss shows the team how to be well mannered at all times, even when it is a massive cock on the phone!

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    RosyCheek [sign in to see picture]
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    "I don't think it is the right area code, all I've got so far is giant dong"

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    "Stop laughing Richard, it will never fit. I'm arranging a return."

    "Dial-a-dick?!, Richard I'm not laughing!"

    "Jess your description said realistic"

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    "A cock at 'arms length' and this is reception, can you imagine what goes on in the returns department"

    "Paige are you missing a dildo from your desk?"

    "Who said men can't multitask? I'm on the blower and have a cock in my hand"

    "Now I know what Beccy meant when she said she's got her hands full"

    "Neal can't you keep it in your pocket like the kangaroos? You do call it 'joey' after all"

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    Vanilla_Kink [sign in to see picture]
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    The first day at the Australian office was rather emasculating for Neal and Richard.

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    Inspired by Willy Wonka Lovehoney developed the ability to send toys down telephone lines. Like Wonka getting the size right was proving to be a problem!

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    Is the telephone ringing or are you just happy to see me at reception?

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    JuJay [sign in to see picture]
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    "So that's why there was such a gape in the market down under!"

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    luvved up cupple [sign in to see picture]
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    Yes, about this welcome gift. The card says:
    Welcome Nell here's hoping for big things!

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    sir.nick [sign in to see picture]
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    Neil told everyone it was just the office phone.
    Neil lied...

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    sir.nick [sign in to see picture]
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    Yeah it's a photo shoot with a giant cock, but you are going to be wearing buttoned shirts so it is all classy like.

    Leanne's power of persuasion - who's the boss now? :P

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    VioletWolf [sign in to see picture]
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    Neal may have taken the term 'on the blower' a little too literal.

    Fair dinkum mate but that aint no didgeridoo!

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    jackador123 [sign in to see picture]
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    The boss' clearly have differing opinions when it comes to 'Getting Down Under'

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    Jezebella [sign in to see picture]
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    Well, Im just a modern guy. Of course, I've had it in the ear before.

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    KitsiKiki [sign in to see picture]
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    'I thought I heard a cock ring.'

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