• Caption Competition....PRIZES

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    mysteron [sign in to see picture]
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    " I think Beccy's left something behind here "

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Trading relations between the UK and Australia have seen being smiles down under with the latest arrivals of goods. Who needs to be in the EU?

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    Mrklister [sign in to see picture]
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    "All this aural sex is making my ear ache, can I stop now...?"

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    What's that skippy? Richard is after my dildo.

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    Alpha123 [sign in to see picture]
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    "You have been disapointed by LH's customer service?"

    "I find that very hard to swallow!"

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    Everything in Australia seems bigger!

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    So Leanne let's get this straight me and Richard are not allowed to enter a caption to win the Fleshlight bundle.

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    Shadow Collector [sign in to see picture]
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    Neal... I'm not falling for that one again.

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    Vanilla_Kink [sign in to see picture]
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    "it's just soo soft!"

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    Shadow Collector [sign in to see picture]
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    'Listen, everything in Austrailia can kill you... everyting...'

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    At least Herbie isn't getting more attention than us this time with the latest caption competition. Even if there is a big dick in the photo.

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    LeilaK [sign in to see picture]
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    Neal though he would try his hand at telephone sex.

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    Scorpius12 [sign in to see picture]
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    "Richard didn’t seem concerned...but as telephone calls go, it was an important business deal - and Neal focussed hard knowing that he was holding the next big thing in the palm of his hand"

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    theshape [sign in to see picture]
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    "I don't think it's supposed to go in that hole"

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    pinkanimal [sign in to see picture]
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    Hello,
    It's me,
    I was wondering how something so large can fit internally....

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    luvved up cupple [sign in to see picture]
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    Neil getting stuck into customer returns...

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    Justcoz [sign in to see picture]
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    "In Australia, they take 'dickhead' a bit too literally " ;)

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    Sum Sub [sign in to see picture]
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    Pursuit of sexual happiness knows no bounds with Lovehoney bosses continuing research on the fabled E-spot, whilst still obeying the 'nothing smaller than your elbow' rule.

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    Battle Cat [sign in to see picture]
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    "I'm going out on a limb here..."

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    Lovehoney - Paige [sign in to see picture]
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    Vanilla_Kink wrote:

    " if you can use your phone as a vibrator then surely the opposite is true?" Or "Seriously Richard, Paige said this is what they do in Australia"

    bahhaha omg!!

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