• Caption Competition....PRIZES

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    G'day all ! 

    With the launch of the Australian warehouse, we have been busy bees here at LH HQ. So much so that we have had to employ the help of the bosses, busy busy.

    Our lovely Beccy was given a break from reception to hand over to the owner's Richard and Neal. 

    We managed a sneaky snap of them getting stuck in.....

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    To applaud the efforts and dedication everyone has made to expand this ever growing company and to thank you all for the help to get there.I am offering a chance to win a fleshlight bundle , yes that's right a whole bundle! With a caption competition. Some runners up prizes to be had too . 

    So let's hear what caption you have to offer to the above snap shot .....

    The comp will be open until midday Tuesday 12th July. Good luck all smiley

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    On the dildo down under .... Richard looks on, only at Lovehoney!

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    mysteron [sign in to see picture]
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    "Referring to the Reception Manual , I don't think that is a phone Neal "

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    Foxxy [sign in to see picture]
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    When Neal said he wanted a cock ring, this wasn't what Richard thought he meant ...

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    Vanilla_Kink [sign in to see picture]
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    "I can hear the sea!" Or " what's that? Richard did what with you?!"

    Very excited to read everyone's captions and have a good giggle :D

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    Sxleksaker [sign in to see picture]
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    "There's no sex toys in the reception and it made me feel awkward, so I brought one for peace of mind. I even incorporated it into our equipment." 😄

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    Sxleksaker [sign in to see picture]
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    "The new version of the booty call" :)

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    Thumper the Rabbit [sign in to see picture]
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    "Quick! Get Australia on the blower!"

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    Stuburns [sign in to see picture]
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    Receptions isn't to good but I believe it will work better down under.

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    Vanilla_Kink [sign in to see picture]
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    "I can usually get about this far before I gag"

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    Vanilla_Kink [sign in to see picture]
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    Foxxy wrote:

    When Neal said he wanted a cock ring, this wasn't what Richard thought he meant ...

    Brilliant!
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    Foxxy [sign in to see picture]
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    The Lovehoney ringtone never got boring for the boys ... 🎶 ding DONG ... ding DONG ... ding DONG 🎶

    "Ooh, my head's ringing again - G'day, you're through to Lovehoney Neal, how can't I help you?" 😉

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    Foxxy [sign in to see picture]
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    That should be 'how can', obviously 😂

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    luvved up cupple [sign in to see picture]
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    Neal had been on the horn all morning...

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    Vanilla_Kink [sign in to see picture]
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    " if you can use your phone as a vibrator then surely the opposite is true?" Or "Seriously Richard, Paige said this is what they do in Australia"

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    Lovebirds_x [sign in to see picture]
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    When we said we needed an extension for reception, this isn't quite what we had in mind...

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours, well with one of those dildos by the bed everybody will have good neighbours.

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    DavidB1986 [sign in to see picture]
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    "You said you wanted a Dick To Phone..."

    "Dictaphone, I said. Dicataphone"

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    C'mon Neal it's my turn now on the dildo phone,

    You should be so lucky Richard.

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    I couldn't see crocodile Dundee wrestling this dildo it's bigger than a crocodile in Australia.

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