• What is Herbie thinking ? COMPETITION ...

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    etc28 [sign in to see picture]
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    Introducing Lovehoney's new quiz 'Sex toy or Dog toy', unfortunately Herbie chose poorly!

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    darklightq [sign in to see picture]
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    "Wait a minute....."
    "The box says Lovehoney"
    "I coud've sworn Roy said he hates honey the other day"
    "And what's this got to do with honey anyway, it's a dog toy"

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    Sorry if something similar has already been said...

    " Why won't anyone come and play fetch in the park with me? "

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    Sum Sub [sign in to see picture]
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    *sniff*
    This smells... familiar.

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    darklightq [sign in to see picture]
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    "Oh look a new dog toy"
    "I take my earlier statement back, I do like the postie"
    "Can you tell him I'm sorry for all the barking and such, won't happen again if he brings be toys like this"

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    "...Say no more. I'll go walk myself"

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Is that all I get to sit with one red toy haven't you got some toy at lovehoney that colourful maybe a shade of Red,Orange,Yellow,Green, Blue and purple. If there was it could be called lovehoney sex toy of many colours.

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    How about going for your walk in the park, he said
    We can play fetch, he said
    You'll enjoy it, he said you love to fetch things
    You can try out some new balls, he said
    I thought he meant something squeaky that looked like a basketball or football instead of those grotty old tennis balls i normally chase after, i didn't think he'd expect me to fetch something with a distinct fragrance i'd seen him sticking inside his body

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    mf77 [sign in to see picture]
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    I think he is thinking "If you think I am retreving that you've got another think coming buddy". Either that or "Why do humans stick these things up their arses when they are so much more fun to chew?"

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    For once Herbie wished Roy didn't share.

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    Not an entry but I've had such a good giggle reading through all of these :)

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    I'll be glad when Leanne picks a winner tomorrow.All weekend my Twitter feed has been your the dog who had his photo took with a set of anal beads and nothing but comments about what I am supposed to be thinking.

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    Terri JJ [sign in to see picture]
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    Roy has 2 balls, I have 2 balls.....this strange creature appears to have 4...?

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    Vanilla_Kink [sign in to see picture]
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    'Roy must love this toy more then me! It gets centre stage on film whilst I'm in the background.. poor, poor herbie'

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    Yum nom nom nom nom nom .

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    mf77 [sign in to see picture]
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    "So if this is a Kong then where have the treats been hidden?"

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    "Balls to that!"

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    rach74 [sign in to see picture]
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    why is my human mum using my toys

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Next bank holiday Roy you can have your photo took with some anal beads and I'm going on holiday.

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    darklightq [sign in to see picture]
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    "Bead? Oh I thought you said lead"
    "Does that mean I'm not getting walkies then?"

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