• What is Herbie thinking ? COMPETITION ...

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    lmh95 [sign in to see picture]
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    You can't expect me to take this to the park. I'll be a laughing stock. Spike and Butch will never let me live this down.

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    lmh95 [sign in to see picture]
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    Is this revenge for eating your shoe?

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    lmh95 [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh no. It'll be the Bondage boutique collar and lead next and he better not get me a wet look dog jacket!

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm a frisky freeloader just like those humans and Leanne sent me this to test.

    Or

    I've decided I'm going to enter lovehoney model of the month. (have you seen how cute I look, now can Nicole resist my cute eyes) now where did I put my LHM boxers?

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    BarginHunta [sign in to see picture]
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    This "Chew toy or Sex toy?" game is getting a little close for comfort...

    He certainly looks puzzled about it!

    or

    ..and you say I'm obsessed with bottoms!

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    linda2008 [sign in to see picture]
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    and is this what you want me to carry when we vist your mothers house

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    lmh95 [sign in to see picture]
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    Eek. I saw where you buried it earlier.

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    IrishRose [sign in to see picture]
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    Dude i think i'll leave the burying of that one to you! It's just too much for me

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    Roy I'm not impressed with your latest offering to be honest you can stick it up your arse.

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    MissNoir [sign in to see picture]
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    "I thought LH stood for Love Herbie" ^_^

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    pinkanimal [sign in to see picture]
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    You want to put that where?

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    pinkanimal [sign in to see picture]
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    No way that's not a thermometer!

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    Yummymummy :-* [sign in to see picture]
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    "Erm...that's just not going to do. Got anything smaller?"

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    Yummymummy :-* [sign in to see picture]
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    "You said working at lovehoney would be fun! It would be good for us?! Confusing our toys is not fun for me Roy!"

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    MysticalMayhem [sign in to see picture]
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    "She said fetch. I know where he put it, she doesn't"

    Or!!

    "Fetch? My ass"

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    lmh95 [sign in to see picture]
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    No Roy. She said to get a new toy for the "Mutt" not the "butt"!

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    myghost [sign in to see picture]
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    "i've seen where that goes, i hope you don't expect me to play fetch with it later?"

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    OH Roy not again the toy won't impress your love interest at my doggy school.

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    In the words of Herbie hero muttley the dog

    Shackle-Razzle-Futzal-Craz.

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    MK7 [sign in to see picture]
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    "Owner, I'm afraid you're taking this whimpering kink too far."

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