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    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde [sign in to see picture]
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    We often receive photos of cats sat in our delivery boxes. Apparently they're just the perfect size for a kitty! 

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney - Jess wrote:

    We often receive photos of cats sat in our delivery boxes. Apparently they're just the perfect size for a kitty! 

    I feel I need to take a box home for Blossom now ! Staff order !! haha 

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    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde [sign in to see picture]
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    Haha - Leanne! I wish I'd taken a snap of Peggy in one!!

    In addition, our office First Aid box contains Deep Throat Spray for sore throats, After Spanking Cream for bumps and bruises, and a magic wand for achey shoulders. 

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    I'm going to put an empty lovehoney delivery box in front of my cat and see what she does.

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    Lovehoney - Jess wrote:

    Haha - Leanne! I wish I'd taken a snap of Peggy in one!!

    In addition, our office First Aid box contains http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=21160 for sore throats, http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=26090 for bumps and bruises, and a http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=20464 for achey shoulders.

    Oh geez, I already use cripplingly overpriced throat numbing pills for a sore throat. Deepthroat spray would definitely be cheaper. Solid shout.

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    Sxleksaker [sign in to see picture]
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    My cat loves the boxes too! I use to keep them for a day or two just to make him happy (and because he wont get out of it). It's the perfect cat house :)

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    I have lovehoney boxes all over the appartment so my cats play with them. I don't throw them away unless there are to many everywhere on the floor (last time I had like 5) or my cat starts eating resulting in cardboard peices all over the place.

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    Lovehoney - Jess wrote:

    We often receive photos of cats sat in our delivery boxes. Apparently they're just the perfect size for a kitty!

    That's it, you're getting cat pics at some point hahaha
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    Yes I LOVE it when we get cat pictures sent through! We have one on our board here in the office :)

    We used nipple clamps as clips in the office. Butt plugs as a wine plug/sink plug, penis pump can help unblock a sink too!

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    popk1n wrote:

    MK7 wrote:

    I had a friend who was making sweets for a childrens party, their piéce de résistance was a dirt cake made with a giant gummy worm. Now, they'd bought some giant 1.5 kilo gummy worm from a novelty store online, but it was too big. Her little brother specifically asked for this dirt cake, and she had the intent of making it quite the grand spectacle because they're a very close step-brother and sister (quite the age gap between the two, she's quite like a second mother to him).

    Now, seeing as this 1.5 kilo gummy worm was rather too big to fit in her little cheap garden center terracotta pot mess of oreo cookies, chocolate cake and cream, she was forced to buy standard gummy worms in disappointment. I, of course, would not stand for this and offered her (we're very open friends) a rather alternative route.

    So, wrapped in cling film for the best interest of health and safety and with some corn starch moulds, fruit juice, a lot of sugar and gelatin, our good friend mister prostate massager http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33967 was called in to action. The tip could be passed off as a head so we figured "screw it, why not?". With the moulds made around it, the candy was made, and that, friends, is the story of how my best friend and I saved a childrens party with a prostate massager.

    Say that combination of words anywhere else and you may get arrested...

    BEST SEX TOY STORY EVER. You deserve a prize!

    I'll very much second that!!! :)
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    Lovehoney - Jess wrote:

    Haha - Leanne! I wish I'd taken a snap of Peggy in one!!

    In addition, our office First Aid box contains http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=21160 for sore throats, http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=26090 for bumps and bruises, and a http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=20464 for achey shoulders.

    And the runner up must be this one... :)
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    Our toys are used as such, I like things "in order" this way.

    But the boxes and wrapping paper never just get thrown away. I love the boxes, we use them for everything, from moving to storage, I even use them to send back returns to your competitors! I'm sure they recognise their origin, but your boxes are just so practical and sturdy and "within postal limits" that I choose practicality over discretion. And besides, I think all your competitors should watch and learn from you guys on so many aspects, that I don't mind letting them know I prefer LH to them. So anyway, I always keep all boxes for future use and you really do not want to know how many of them I have in use or waiting to be used right now... :)

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    I only read the blog post now, and loved it! Some very funny ideas and also some very creative writing to them!


    It also reminded me that I use the Sex in the Shower suction cup handle as a safety handle. First it was in our shower when any slip-offs could have been fatal to me and I got ridiculously scared of everything due to the treatment I was going through, and now it helps us get out of the (tall) tub we have. The Sex in the Shower suction cup mirror is also used in the tub for relaxing facial cosmetic sessions! :) We don't have sex in the shower or tub, so these were initially bought for "other uses".


    It was funny though when a friend I recommended Lovehoney to (up until a week before - ! - this happened she was a total "sex toy virgin") came to visit and she recognised the handle in our shower as from LH! She must have had a very busy LH-browsing week I think if she recognised such an innocent looking object as part of your stock LOL!

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    Drum roll please .......

    The winning story is MK7's , Oh! points have been awarded and here is the story :

    I had a friend who was making sweets for a childrens party, their piéce de résistance was a dirt cake made with a giant gummy worm. Now, they'd bought some giant 1.5 kilo gummy worm from a novelty store online, but it was too big. Her little brother specifically asked for this dirt cake, and she had the intent of making it quite the grand spectacle because they're a very close step-brother and sister (quite the age gap between the two, she's quite like a second mother to him).

    Now, seeing as this 1.5 kilo gummy worm was rather too big to fit in her little cheap garden center terracotta pot mess of oreo cookies, chocolate cake and cream, she was forced to buy standard gummy worms in disappointment. I, of course, would not stand for this and offered her (we're very open friends) a rather alternative route.

    So, wrapped in cling film for the best interest of health and safety and with some corn starch moulds, fruit juice, a lot of sugar and gelatin, our good friend mister prostate massager http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33967was called in to action. The tip could be passed off as a head so we figured "screw it, why not?". With the moulds made around it, the candy was made, and that, friends, is the story of how my best friend and I saved a childrens party with a prostate massager.

    Say that combination of words anywhere else and you may get arrested...

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    Well deserved, MK7!!!

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    Congrats mk7 xx

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations mk7.

    Do lovehoney really want to see photos of cats in there delivery boxes?

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    bondagegod wrote:

    Congratulations mk7.

    Do lovehoney really want to see photos of cats in there delivery boxes?

    Hell yes ! I love cats , I just wanna hug them all but I cant hug every cat.....

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Ok cool. So if my cat is interested in lying in a lovehoney delivery box. Do I send the photo to the community e-mail?

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    <<< here is my contribution to the 'cat in a box' the meerkat counts too, right?

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