• Time to get creative - help us find some very naughty acts!

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    lustyjoy [sign in to see picture]
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    Spit roast.
    Woman on hands and knees performing oral sex in one male whilst having doggy with another male.

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    Wildcherry [sign in to see picture]
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    Donkey Punch - When engaging in anal sex and about to ejeculate, admit a hard punch to the back of the head making orgasming all the more pleasurable for you as they tighten.

    (I do not condone or recommend this!!)

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    flaneur [sign in to see picture]
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    Cheescaking - a man ejaculates on someone's face and then hits them on the nose.

    Arabian Goggles - a man places his balls on someon'e eyes.

    Bullfrogging - entire cock and balls in mouth.

    Turkey slapping - a man slaps someone with his cock.

    Alaskan Houdini - one man has sex with someone from behind in front of a window, and switches with another man and then pops his face in the window.

    Dirty Rodriguez - penis in arse and then in mouth.

    Dirty Sanchez - same as above but with finger.

    2 girls one cup - don't ask you don't want to know.

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    Rachel_1991 [sign in to see picture]
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    Alabama Hot Pocket:
    The art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shit inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

    Surely this is not very healthy/hygienic. . Gross!

    You can also have Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket wich is exactly the same but while she has a yeast infection.. (Pretty sure thats why she has an infection in the first place though!!)
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    menyanthe [sign in to see picture]
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    Pin the butt

    Using a bowling pin as a butt plug.

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    BDSM-curious [sign in to see picture]
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    Wolfbagging: To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.

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    lescurls [sign in to see picture]
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    my gf loves being bowlng balled...

    two fingers in the front and a thumb out back. Guaranteed strike!

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    Bluemoosely [sign in to see picture]
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    Furtling: male masturbating through a hole in a magazine or picture of a person???
    This word came up in an old sex dictionary I found.

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    j&lxxxx [sign in to see picture]
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    lustyjoy wrote:

    Spit roast.
    Woman on hands and knees performing oral sex in one male whilst having doggy with another male.

    London bridge

    While spit roasting, the two men high five.

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    sassykitten;) [sign in to see picture]
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    The Supernova

    This is when a girl fills her mouth with pop rocks and then gives her man a very confusing-yet-stimulating beejay. Orifice-based fireworks? Charming.

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    crazy man [sign in to see picture]
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    How about, Zuffle. To wipe your nob clean on the curtains in a posh girls house after having sex with her.

    Its quite specific really and i am not sure if its supposed to be the thril of getting caught doing it or not.

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    Craigs [sign in to see picture]
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    My friend used to live in the Netherlands and apparently every year there's a competition to see what the most amusing new word is.

    One year he was there it was "swaffle" and to swaffle one's partner was to slap them across the face with your dick.

    Another one I think was in some sort of yank college comedy film a while ago was "bloaf".

    The act of getting a BJ while taking a poop.

    Nasty. :D

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    Jessa1 [sign in to see picture]
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    kinkytaffs wrote:

    monkey facing

    Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.

    what the actual f*ck

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    john69 [sign in to see picture]
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    what about "full menu" - cumming both anal and vaginal and then licking/eating it all?

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    B-B [sign in to see picture]
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    Alligator Fuckhouse: A daring sexual maneuver mid-coitus, one partner bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion.

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    B-B [sign in to see picture]
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    Armenian Noodle Dip: when a man and woman are engaged in sexual acts and as the man is about to cum he is standing up and holding the girl frm the back of the neck where her face is right in front of his dick. The girl would the pout her lips for a few fun-filled cockslaps to lips and face until he is ready to cum. Right before the man cums he sticks the tip of his penis in the left nostril and cums, and the cum goes up and drips down the throat where you can play around with or pull it from either side. (can be put in the right nostril but preferably the left).

    Urban dictionary

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    B-B [sign in to see picture]
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    Ape Wellington: The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

    Urban dictionary

    ????? I have absolutely no clue why this would ever been done.

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    B-B [sign in to see picture]
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    Birmingham booty call: Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.

    Urban Dictionary

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    pinkanimal [sign in to see picture]
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    some of these are just plain foul!

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    DavidB1986 [sign in to see picture]
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    What in the actual f... have I just walked into?

    *puts on hat & coat and leaves*

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