• Time to get creative - help us find some very naughty acts!

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    Lovehoney - Saz [sign in to see picture]
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    Hello!

    We are creating a new game and thought it would be good to crowdsource some information for it.

    Time to get creative!

    Please comment below with any funny / dirty / outrageous / slang names for sexual acts and a brief description of them.

    e.g. Figging - Using a peeled ginger root as a butt plug

    or

    Rusty Trumbone - A simultaneous rim job / hand job.

    The more unusual the better. Have fun with it!

    (A few ground rules: Do not condone or encourage illegal activity and refrain from using unnecessary expletives if you can please!)

    Thanks!

    Sally xx

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    sassykitten;) [sign in to see picture]
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    From urban dictionary why someone would do this I dont know but...

    Ballcuzi: "Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls. Rubber ducky is optional of course."

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    Kittyondrugz [sign in to see picture]
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    Grapefruiting-When a female uses a grape fruit to jack a male off while giving head. typically the male is blind folded and/or restrained.

    And the video on this one is hilarious,lol.

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    Teabagging - the insertion of one man's sack into another person's mouth. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.

    (source: Urban Dictionary) :)

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    myghost [sign in to see picture]
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    Trufflebutter - the buttery brown substance found around the vulva when a man goes from anal sex straight to vaginal sex with a woman

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    Snowballing: passing Cum between partners with a kiss after a blow job.

    Felching : sucking Cum out of the vagina or rectum after sex

    I think those are correct.

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    sassykitten;) [sign in to see picture]
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    Honestly who comes up with some of these, including the names?

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    subbysam [sign in to see picture]
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    Rainbow Kissing ( warning gross alert.)

    a woman performs fellatio on a man and keeps his 'juices' in her mouth, then the man performs cunnilingus on the woman, whilst she is menstruating, and also keeps her 'juices' in his mouth, they then kiss passionately exchanging the juices.

    (urban dictionary)

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    monkey facing

    Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.

    Lol hilarious 😀

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    monkey facing

    Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.

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    Blueeyes82 [sign in to see picture]
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    Golden shower - peeing on your partner

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    Do you want naughty acts or just ones with silly names? Is the idea of the game to do the things or just guess what they are?

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    Lovehoney - Saz [sign in to see picture]
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    These are all brilliant - keep them 'cumming'!

    xx

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    Lovebirds_x [sign in to see picture]
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    AsYouWish! wrote:

    Do you want naughty acts or just ones with silly names? Is the idea of the game to do the things or just guess what they are?

    I really hope the game does not include doing any of these things! They are more 'out there' (ie mostly gross) than naughty lol
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    Lovehoney - Saz [sign in to see picture]
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    We are looking for naughty acts and if they have a silly name, then that's a bonus!

    We are looking for anything a bit unusual or funny - things that you don't hear everyday.

    The idea behind the game is a secret for now - but it will all be revealed soon!

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    Ok. Sounds good. I thought they were probably not pitched at the right level even as forfeits!

    Rimming?

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    Pegging?

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    Purring-Pussy [sign in to see picture]
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    Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

    First heard it on Fetlife, but it's on Urban Dictionary!

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    Pearl dive
    Oral sex on female treating clit as a pearl.

    Pearl necklace
    Im sure we all know that one..

    Blow job on the rocks... oral sex on a male whilst having an ice cube in your mouth xx
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    BigBikeGuy [sign in to see picture]
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    Rodeo sex, where you're having sex doggy style with your wife or partner and you lean over and whisper in her ear " you're not as tight as your sister" then you hold on for the rodeo ride.

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