50 Shades of Grey

sub-kitten wrote:

Plain Jane wrote:

 I think the only thing that will be remembered from 50 shades is the term "kinky fuckery"

 Haha agreed. But if what's featured in the book is what will forever be known as 'kinky fuckery' then I think we're going to need a whole new phrase for the next level of kink. I still maintain that 50 shades is actually pretty tame...

 Compared to the level I play at as a domme,  very tame indeed,  safe, sane, consensual but so much deeper

 sorry to everybody but i have read it and thought it was drivel

poorly written,gaping plot holes and way over hyped

coming to a charity shop near you soon

Ok,

my review is online

Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James&reviewid=45523#customer_reviews

I guess it says most of what I think about the book.

I really liked it the first time I read it :) it's the next two books I thought were repetitive and boring. So I attempted to read it again but I just can't deal with it, I keep wanting to chuck it out the window haha

Plain Jane wrote:

sub-kitten wrote:

Plain Jane wrote:

 I think the only thing that will be remembered from 50 shades is the term "kinky fuckery"

 Haha agreed. But if what's featured in the book is what will forever be known as 'kinky fuckery' then I think we're going to need a whole new phrase for the next level of kink. I still maintain that 50 shades is actually pretty tame...

 Compared to the level I play at as a domme,  very tame indeed,  safe, sane, consensual but so much deeper

 I know, right? As a commited sub I was incredibly disappointed about how the book displayed power-play. We ought to write to the author & tell her how it's really done :P 

Plain Jane wrote:

sub-kitten wrote:

Plain Jane wrote:

 I think the only thing that will be remembered from 50 shades is the term "kinky fuckery"

 Haha agreed. But if what's featured in the book is what will forever be known as 'kinky fuckery' then I think we're going to need a whole new phrase for the next level of kink. I still maintain that 50 shades is actually pretty tame...

 Compared to the level I play at as a domme,  very tame indeed,  safe, sane, consensual but so much deeper

 I know, right? As a commited sub I was incredibly disappointed about how the book displayed power-play. We ought to write to the author & tell her how it's really done :P 

if u have a blackberry u will find the kobo app on there as well as the kindle app i believe

Ohhh just watched "Secretary"

Isn't it funny how the main guy in that is called Mr. Grey?! Such a coincidence. And he's a dom too...

Hrmmmm...

sweetlove666 wrote:

 wonder how many people have turned up to accident and emergency with serious problems in their hands from using ties for bondage

ties are not particuarly safe - they self tighten!

also the whole ben wa / kegel balls thing - i struggle to see how they'd be so interesting while being spanked over someones knee, surley there's not enough movement?

i agree on the  ben wa balls thing as u would surely have to at least on all 4s(maybe thats just me) for it to have any kind of effect on u or even standing bent over perhaps?

Lovehoney - Gem wrote:

YoungHavingFun wrote:

Do you have iPad or iPhone? There's a kindle app on there too.

 I think you can get the app on Android phones too :)

if u have a blackberry  or an android u can find an app on there for kobo and kindle ebook systems

I'm on the second book now and the sex scenes are really starting to annoy me. It seems to be over within seconds! I'm sorry but girls can't come that quickly every time!!

I've written a few erotic fanfictions and even as a complete novice I was still able to write more than one line about the actual sex! I want the sex to go on for more than five minutes and I want every minute detail. The way that she's written it is so boring.

She might as well just write "Christian put himself inside me. In, out, in out... and I've come".

I always thought that too DDD! And the sex scenes are terribly repetitive which is just annoying & boring. Lazy writing really.

Laveila wrote:

Ok,

my review is online

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=24948&reviewid=45523#customer_reviews

I guess it says most of what I think about the book.

i couldnt find your review laveila, went back to may and i didnt see it, unless im being silly lol

rach74 wrote:

Laveila wrote:

Ok,

my review is online

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=24948&reviewid=45523#customer_reviews

I guess it says most of what I think about the book.

i couldnt find your review laveila, went back to may and i didnt see it, unless im being silly lol

I put very low rating, but its on my profile if you want to read it.

Laveila wrote:

rach74 wrote:

Laveila wrote:

Ok,

my review is online

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=24948&reviewid=45523#customer_reviews

I guess it says most of what I think about the book.

i couldnt find your review laveila, went back to may and i didnt see it, unless im being silly lol

I put very low rating, but its on my profile if you want to read it.

yes went through and read it from your profile, great review, i know its not raving about a product but what you wrote was honest and to the point and very well put

Theres a guy on Twitter called 50 Shades of Shit... Absolutley brilliant

stamford wrote:

Theres a guy on Twitter called 50 Shades of Shit... Absolutley brilliant

 There are quite a few '50 Shades' parody accounts out there. There's one called 50 Sheds of Grey.

sub-kitten wrote:

stamford wrote:

Theres a guy on Twitter called 50 Shades of Shit... Absolutley brilliant

 There are quite a few '50 Shades' parody accounts out there. There's one called 50 Sheds of Grey.

There is also 50 shades od Glasgow on facebook haha

illumine wrote:

Laveila wrote:

Ok,

my review is online

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=24948&reviewid=45523#customer_reviews

I guess it says most of what I think about the book.

 

 realy liked your review :)

I read the book. I wrote my review. I am waiting for it to go live then will link it. I am not shouting about it though

I like your review, too, I read it right now, as I was bit too busy. Summarize it rather well I believe - especially the point that it can make some women feel bit inadequate, as they dont orgasm vaginally etc. I put mine up here as I thought my thoughts are too long for this threat.

Rach: I thought I better put up the link than to post a very long post here. I could write more, but those were my major point against the book. And in this case I just read better books or stories - including some of the stories posted by members here on the forum - which are far better than this.

I heard the 2 other books are better, but that came from people who liked it, so I am not sure if I would dare to read it. maybe if someone has the book and I can borrow it.

I just put the first book on my wishlist for myself (my wishlist is public but just for me to work my way through). I am still unsure about it, so many people raving about it makes me think it will be a letdown personally. I just dont know