Unsexy Words and Phrases in Erotica

violeteyes wrote:

toxycat wrote:

lol...i heard the word 'clunge' last night, havent heard anyone describe it like that in ages...............................couldnt stop laughing.......its so un erotic!!

clunge is a very unsexy, but funny word. also heard 'minge' which is quite disgusting

Im now thinking about plungers and old pipes.... and not in the metaphorical way either... not nice!

I cam across "Pleasure centre" a few days ago....it made me laugh quite a lot since the rest of the story was a lot more explicit and it was so badly placed - lets just say it ruined the mood completely

Inara14 wrote:

I cam across "Pleasure centre" a few days ago....it made me laugh quite a lot since the rest of the story was a lot more explicit and it was so badly placed - lets just say it ruined the mood completely

Better than 'pleasure center' at least.

Every time reference is made to "her sex" in Fifty Shades of Grey, I shuddered. (And "laters, baby")

Lovehoney - Alice wrote:

Every time reference is made to "her sex" in Fifty Shades of Grey, I shuddered. (And "laters, baby")

Who on earth says "laters,baby"?, that's repulsive!  I really hope it's not in Fifty Shades of Grey as I'm close to buying it... Although refering to "her sex" makes me want to but something else instead... Wish I could make up my mind on this damn book!