This is Mr. Naughty; ladies, gentlemen, please indulge me as in the words of that great rock 'n' roll god Max Bygraves, "I wanna tell you a story."
Mr & Mrs Naughty were a big item for about 2 years 25 years ago. I met her in the local pub, and as soon as I laid eyes on her I knew she would be the love of my life. Anyhow, we were very young and the world was a big place and we split up.
Never in my life, before or since have I been so utterly destroyed and devastated; but in time she moved away, got married, had kids and we never saw or spoke to each other again. Our parents would bump into each other at the local supermarket about every 6 months, so I got a few snippets about her; but throughout the intervening years and 3, yes 3 failed marriages she was still the love of my life, and I often thought about her.
Just over 3 years ago my mother phoned to say she had bumped into Mrs. Naughty's mother and that Mrs. N's dad had died a few weeks ago, furthermore Mr's N's mum said Mrs.N had been separated for the last 5 years.
Jeezus H Kriste - what a head rush! Any other ex I would have said, how sad and moved on; but I really liked Mrs.N's dad, and as her mum lived just a couple of miles away decided to offer my condolences. Whilst there I gave her my business card and said it would be nice to hear from Mrs.N after all these years if she wanted to give me a call.
Well, she did. We arranged to have lunch in a bar we both knew, and that was exactly 3 years ago this Tuesday.
I remember waiting for her, wondering how much she had changed. Well, she walked in, our eyes met and, POW!! that was that. We've been together ever since, living in a nice house with both our kids with us and more in love and lust with each other every day that passes.
As I said, she was always the true love of my life, and she says that I was the only man that she has ever loved; I never really believed in fate thinking it a lot of mumbo jumbo, but I do now believe that we were always destined to be together.
So, tomorrow being our 3rd anniversary of meeting up again it just goes to show that when it looks like you might just have to be resigned to spending the rest of your life as a solo, love can come round the corner and hit you in the chops like a smackeroblurdy!!
Thanks for listening. Mr. Naughty.