Christmas

Chocolate Booby Lollipop

(10 reviews) IN STOCK

A delicious milk chocolate lollipop in the shape of everyone's favourite body feature - boobs! Give the gift of boobs (the gift that keeps on giving) to your partner, your best friend or all the boys on your Stag Night!

Jelly Willies

(8 reviews) IN STOCK

These gummy Jelly Willies will give you something to chew over while you're on the way to work! Assorted flavours make them perfect for office presents, Hen Night silliness and general sweet willy hilarity!

Blow Job Mints 45g

(5 reviews) IN STOCK

A small tin of sweet mints that will enhance any blow job. Pop one on your tongue and let the tingling and teasing sensations take over! Deeee-licious!

After Dinner Willies Chocolates (10 Pack)

(15 reviews) IN STOCK

Ambassador! You're spoiling us with your dark chocolate willies with mint fondant centre. Ooh la la! The perfect post-prandial for any dinner party (except possibly the one with your new boss). 10 pack.

Peppermint Peckers 100g

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

Each tin of sweet Peppermint Peckers contains approximately 20 extra-strong sugar-free willy-shaped mints! Ideal for freshening up before you go out, sharing with your friends or washing away those strange tastes the morning after!

Rainbow Cock Lollipop

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

It's impossible to resist giving this rainbow-coloured willy a lick! Share with your friends or enjoy it alone! Lolly is 9 inches long (including stick).

Chocolate Willy

(8 reviews) IN STOCK

Now here's something to get your teeth into. More than a mouthful of succulent milk chocolate penis to savour at your leisure. Practise your sultry technique or just gnash his head off!

Chocolate Dick On A Stick

(5 reviews) IN STOCK

It's a dick, on a stick. And it's made of sweet milk chocolate! Give as a gift to your naughtiest friend or have a nibble in your lunch break. Sure to satisfy those cravings!

Marshmallow Willies

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

Get your chops round this box of perfectly plump pink marshmallow willies. Great for hen parties and naughty nights in!

Ring for Sex Bell Keyring

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

If you're not one to mince your words, then this cheeky keyring bell is just the ticket. You don't need to read body language or study sexual signals to know when your partner is in the mood, just give them this portable bell and wait to be called to bed!

Willy Egg Fryer

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

Erotic and eggciting! The rude-shaped egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine, from a phallic fry-up to penis pancakes and perverted pizzas. Let your imagination run riot! Safe for use with non-stick frying pans.

Gummy Edible Handcuffs

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

Treat your partner to these delicious gummy handcuffs as a hint to what bedroom bondage is in store later! Flavoured with sweet fruits, not only do they look great but they taste fantastic!

Penis Pasta 250g

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

100% durum wheat pasta shaped like lovely willies! They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely filling. Make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your belly!

Succulent Willy Lollipop

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

This is the sweetest willy you'll ever suck on! A fruity pink number with a bulbous tip, there's plenty to get your lips around. Beautifully presented with a red satin bow... if only the real thing was as well turned out!

Marshmallow Willies with Dipping Sauce

(5 reviews) IN STOCK

Fondue has never been so naughty! Grab a marshmallow willy and dip it in the gooey dark chocolate sauce. Great for hen parties and naughty nights in!

Heart-Shaped Message Magnet

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

Tuck a little love note inside this heart-shaped magnet and bring a smile to your lover's face. Stick the heart onto any magnetic surface and place your own, hand-written message inside and let your lover find their romantic surprise.

Heart Shape Hot Water Bottle

(2 reviews)

A charming heart-shaped hot water bottle to see you through the coldest of nights or soothe aches and pains. Made from thick latex rubber with a textured grip and heart motifs

Ring For a Shag Bell

IN STOCK

This large, novelty 'Ring For a Shag' bell is a great way to get what you want from your lover! When rung, the bell creates an audible sound that will alert your love to your needs straight away.

Ducky with a Dick

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

A bit like a dildo version of our popular I Rub My Duckie, this dick-enabled duck will help you keep your mind filthy while you clean your body, as well as providing the perfect companion for your other bathtime ducks!

Ring For A Fuck Bell

(1 review) IN STOCK

A stunning silver bell that you can ring every time you fancy a little fun! Great for pamper days, honeymoon holidays and naughty play time...

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Edible Jelly Dildo

(4 reviews) IN STOCK

A smooth succulent dildo made from delicious strawberry flavoured jelly! Tease, tempt and seduce - then chomp down on the rounded head and textured shaft! De-licious!

Ring For A Kiss Bell

(3 reviews)

A beautiful bell that will get you the attention you deserve! Swing the handle and the metal bell will ring out loud, letting your partner know that you require a kiss immediately.

Ring For a Shag Bell Keyring

(1 review) IN STOCK

This little black bell is has the words, 'Ring for a shag' written on the side - simple as that! Attach this handy sex accessory to your keys and let your lover know that you'll be ringing when you fancy a quickie!